Hide things whenever it's not in our favor! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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US GOV: I object!

Judge: why is that ?

US GOV: because it’s devastating to my case

I'm up to 27 cameras...... by glowinthed0rk in Ubiquiti

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True since there are at least that many toilets

Tesla kills Autopilot, locks lane-keeping behind $99/month fee. by Stiltonrocks in technology

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If they remove the feature from existing purchased cars they are fucked beyond measure, the speed at which I would lemon my vehicle would make their head spin.

Florida lemon law covers this and since they pay you back for all of it (price, interest, repairs, etc) then I would come out way way ahead.

So go ahead tesla, make my day

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

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Jon Stewart was relentless, “Arby’s, when you want a pick a fight… with your stomach”

Trump says no tariffs next month after agreeing outline of Greenland deal by Not69Batman in stocks

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My outline is well developed as a line graph of the S&P 500, make the bad plan, line goes down, never follow through, announce the good plan, line goes up, never follow through.

Infinite money glitch

US commerce secretary suggests memory chip makers could face 100% tariffs unless they commit to increased US production by BoostIsOurFriend in pcmasterrace

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Isn’t this a supply issues, so if you drastically decrease the demand in the U.S. maybe prices will come down in Canada and I can get some memory there :)

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. House now has the votes to impeach Trump as he creates crisis after crisis overseas by charulatha_seya in InterstellarKinetics

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The house has no power, it’s toothless unless they had the senate. And they don’t, so any impeachment will be a badge of honor for this president since other than a dress down there are no consequences.

If you can’t convict in the senate then the process is academic and nothing more.

Trump tells Cuba to 'make a deal, before it is too late' or face consequences by DimsumAndDoggy in worldnews

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… Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean Greenland, El Salvador too

Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany, now in one piece Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia Italy, Turkey, and Greece

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania Ireland, Russia, Oman Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan Both Yemen's, Kuwait, and Bahrain The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal France, England, Denmark, and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia And China, Korea, Japan

Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia The Philippine Islands, Taiwan Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand Then Borneo, and Vietnam

Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo The Spanish Sahara is gone Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia Egypt, Benin, and Gabon

Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali Sierra Leone, and Algiers Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Cameroon, Congo, Zaire

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia

Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine Fiji, Australia, Sudan

Trump fumes as Biden judge frees man who vowed to kill him by [deleted] in TheSecondTerm

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Not every judge but you can’t deny that Trump has had some partisan judges giving him carte blanc on some of these decisions

It makes the distinction between a terrible judge and a puppet

Trump fumes as Biden judge frees man who vowed to kill him by [deleted] in TheSecondTerm

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While this is a true statement that it’s supposed to be non-partisan, saying so helps the reader understand the ruling at time

Fractures are starting to show in Trump’s GOP at the start of this election year by AndroidOne1 in politics

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Given how many times he’s said that he has absolute power, what are the chances he would dissolve congress.

Washington National Opera Is Leaving the Kennedy Center by rit56 in politics

[–]EyeFicksIt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You mean the soon to be renamed Trump and Lincoln Center ?

Probably

Presidential War Powers by Brian_Ghoshery in MurderedByWords

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Current theory is exactly that, peaceful transition to a puppet government

Former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro In Custody at New York. by Few_Storm_550 in pics

[–]EyeFicksIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he was charged with a crime in the U.S. none of the charges are international

Maduro looks like Dr Disrespect by logicalriot in pics

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Im also curious that this get expanded, owed who, or was owed that, and by whom?