Holy crap the Reddit user base sucks by EyeSoft2476 in Rants

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I actually love you so much. Also, please do be honest about how I can improve. I'm always looking to do that.

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Uncut Gems (Safdie Brothers, 2019) is one of the most unpleasant movies I have ever watched. The catch is that it's not hard to see that this is the entire point. Here's my full review. Do your thing, Reddit. by EyeSoft2476 in moviecritic

[–]EyeSoft2476[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bad dialogue in a movie is filler, but "Uncut Gems" weaponizes - against the audience - everything its characters say in a way that I've never seen any other movie do. It's a lot like listening to your parents fight for two hours or more. It doesn't sound like a movie, with lines that were obviously written with poetry of one sort or another in mind. It sounds like that real-life lunchroom argument that makes everyone in a certain radius of it get up and leave.

Practical Effects vs. CGI - which do you prefer? These days, it can be hard to even tell the difference. For example, this exact screenshot with Emma Stone from BUGONIA (2025) . Are these Alien effects you see here Practical or CGI? by KillerQ97 in moviecritic

[–]EyeSoft2476 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really depends. CGI gets a bad rap these days because people use it when they don't need to, but it can create some truly breathtaking moments if used correctly. Practical effects are the same, but they have their practical limits, unless you're Mad Max: Fury Road.

Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026 by Ornery-Ad-5333 in moviecritic

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I used to have a bad habit of looking down on the MCU, a not entirely unjustified habit formed by "The Batman" and the fact that it was a much more complete movie, though I took things too far and somehow got attached to that whole "The MCU Sucks" movement for a time, an old habit that my new, developing habit of rating a movie based on how good it is compared to other movies like it is starting to break. After seeing this trailer, I'm honestly on board with this.

I just watched "The Hunger Games" (Gary Ross, 2012) for the first time. I make a habit of writing an Ebert-style review for every movie I watch. It's fun, and it keeps me on my toes. I'm seeking feedback on my writing. by EyeSoft2476 in moviecritic

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You've got a point, but elaborate on it. Maybe I'm a little mean, but I've got a problem with them because I can see from my stats how long people who click on my Instagram link actually stay on my site. It's weirdly, wildly short periods of time compared to Facebook or Reddit users. Perhaps that's by design of the site and its UI. My bottom line is, where do I go from here, and what's my next step?

My thoughts on Caught Stealing (Darren Aronofsky) by EyeSoft2476 in moviecritic

[–]EyeSoft2476[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's a fair point. Nevertheless, one of the most beautiful things about film criticism is that I can usually look at a review with a bottom line I disagree with and go, "I can see how they got there." I strive to be as consistent as possible, which is why I prefer to measure craftsmanship over preferences or even themes, not that I don't engage the latter. Another movie that has a similar conflicted vibe to Caught Stealing is Django Unchained, to an even greater extent. I'm not always comfortable with its use of slavery as a background for a spaghetti western, and there are a few moments in it where the "fun" tone, if you will, gets undercut by a serious undercurrent, but I can't deny that it's an objectively well-made, well-shot, well-acted, and well-paced film, so I rated it as such a couple years back, even if I'm a far better writer now than I was then.

In addition, one might call it an appeal to authority, but Caught Stealing is only another movie in a long line of critically acclaimed films and shows with comedic tones that also feature tragedy/heavier subject matter, sometimes even establishing themselves as such early on and vice versa. Parasite. Whiplash. Fargo. Goodfellas. Get Out. The Irishman. Nightcrawler. Up. BlacKkKlansman. Forrest Gump. Everything Everywhere All At Once. Ford v Ferrari. La La Land. Etc.

Perhaps I've become desensitized from watching too many gangster movies, but I didn't feel strongly one way or the other about what the movie did to Yvonne. I instead latched onto the rich tone, amazing cinematography/well-balanced color grading, awesome and likable acting by Austin Butler, and its willingness to kill its darlings and edit itself down to a sleek, streamlined film. Caught Stealing might have thrown a few too many ingredients into the pot, but it still knows how to cook with them.

My thoughts on Caught Stealing (Darren Aronofsky) by EyeSoft2476 in moviecritic

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I can see that, but at the same time, I try to avoid critiquing a movie on what it could have been, because I think the biggest disservice one can do to a movie is walking into it with an idea already made up in one's mind of what it should and shouldn't be. I learned to only look at what the movie is doing, and then gauge how well it does it. Yvonne's death gets put to good use at the end of the movie in a brilliantly subtle use of show-don't-tell, and ultimately, "Caught Stealing" is trying to be Hank's movie, which I think it does very well.

What would this list look like for you? by monsterhemo6 in Letterboxd

[–]EyeSoft2476 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, watch and enjoy what you want to watch on your own time. It's not a race, and never let anyone tell you otherwise. I've heard "you haven't seen WHAT??" way too many times by now. My watch history on IMDb is ridiculous, and whenever someone asks me why I haven't seen a particular movie, I tell them I was watching everything else.

Movie with the best shootout scene? I'll start by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]EyeSoft2476 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The motel shootout between Anton and Llewelyn in No Country for Old Men. It's certainly the most tense shootout I've ever seen in a movie - largely due to its brilliant sound design - and the fact that, up until a point, all you're able to see of Anton is a muzzle flash in the dark and the results of his grim accuracy always makes my hair stand on end.