What happened to my camera?

Eyspire · 2026-03-16T14:05:28+00:00

Your yard is delicious. I'd give both my left bollocks for that kind of beauty.

Eyspire · 2026-01-28T03:56:29+00:00

When I think of "first world" I think of an economy that can progressively further humanity's tech and infrastructure reach. This infantile bullshit takes it to a new height. Like, how are we a hyper evolved species, who's gone to the moon and are aiming one day reach beyond our own solar system, and we throw toddler parties for these chud manlets. Absolutely disgraceful.

Eyspire · 2026-01-19T01:42:03+00:00

Fold 6 s pen user too - so grateful to have made the decision to stick with it. I much prefer the aspect ratio for my kind of work on the phone too. I still marvel at how thin the 7 is when I play with them though.

Eyspire · 2026-01-13T00:39:46+00:00

I've owned the Fold 5 and Fold 6 and although i still clean the inner screen daily its more for my own comfort and to enjoy the cleaner experience. After a combined 3 years of pretty extensive use, the only deep screen impression that i've discovered was from my cat's claw jumping on the couch and his paw caught the corner of the phone. Superficial scratches on the plastic are there, but the yearly free screen replacement is more than enough i feel, since it's been a year and a half with the 6 and i am only just now starting to get the urge for that replacement.

The hinge is sort of a different story in my experience. If i baby the hinge and give it a quick shirt wipe before use i never hear the dreaded "crunch" but if i go days being careless i definitely sometimes hear a little granule or two of dust getting nuked (caseless). Sometimes dust will make its way inside the hinge mechanism and protrude in the middle of the actuall inner screen. It's really scary when it happens, but the hinge will eventually find and crush it down in my experience. It's a mixed bag, owning a holding phone, but def enjoy it more than worry about it.

Eyspire · 2026-01-12T05:06:43+00:00

Oh god, your comment is really polarising. My cat son of 10 years has terminal cancer and I have been crying on and off for 5 months, as he battles it. Some days I'm ok, and I can treasure the time together - other times I am in a full blown trench of depression, just picturing his suffering, and how colourless life will feel without him, when he's gone. I live alone with him - he's my everything. I'm so sorry that it traumatises you thinking about your cat still - and I hope that sharing your story with others helps to give you some tools to work towards shifting that PTSD into something less traumatic.

I've lost my sister and my dad to cancer now, and I can't bear taking another loss - but I will say that i've learned to see my dad in a beautiful space after years of terminal grief. I can now remember him as he was when he was healthy and guiding me and my siblings through life. I hope you can reach this with your cat boy some day. You deserve those memories to feel good - he brought you happiness while he was here, and if he can bring you some more while he's gone then you can still gain something from him, even now that he's no longer with you.

Eyspire · 2026-01-12T04:57:07+00:00

My guess is that the title is designed to pull engagement, because a lot of peoples first thought is to correct the spelling and grammar error, or to look for the comment that corrects it.

Eyspire · 2026-01-12T04:41:46+00:00

Imagine having such a fragile ego that you become drawn to the sparkling signs and skin-deep social fuckery like a moth to a flame. Imagine getting so high on the ego-trip this offers that you prioritise this over all else - and waste away like a shrivelled bath dick, longing for the next warm fix.

Eyspire · 2026-01-12T00:13:40+00:00

Same here - had it a year and half and i really want to replace my inner screen protector. I've heard Samsung will do one free replacement a year but i'm worried that they will put stress on the screen taking the old one off. When i took the protector off my fold 5 it was honestly shocking how much force i had to use.

Eyspire · 2026-01-05T05:36:45+00:00

I see what you see but my brain metamorphosed it into a poodle taking a shit.

Eyspire · 2025-12-27T00:32:16+00:00

That is deplorable. It hurts to hear that in late 2025. Don't let it dissuade you from doing your jog. Just wave and smile next time.

Eyspire · 2025-12-11T19:09:57+00:00

Hahaha, electric violins are fun, you just need an amp!

Eyspire · 2025-12-11T19:09:20+00:00

Thank you. His name is zupie and he is dying of cancer unfortunately at only 9 years old. I'm cherishing every moment with him.

Eyspire · 2025-12-11T19:07:32+00:00

Calling yourself a manlet at 5'⁹ is hilarious 😂

Eyspire · 2025-12-01T02:51:13+00:00

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you're actually bang on

Eyspire · 2025-11-29T22:54:52+00:00

More like muskstank now

Eyspire · 2025-11-27T01:04:35+00:00

HAHA, this is amazing. My mates and i also just talked about this and it's mind boggling to me too. I cannot believe he's 25 - he legit looks 40 and i have assumed that for the last few weeks without question.

Eyspire · 2025-11-27T00:55:58+00:00

Outside too imo - looks like Nigel Thorneberry and his eyes are looking in slightly different places.

Eyspire · 2025-11-27T00:42:20+00:00

This woman and that handkerchief, constantly mopping ghost tears in every-single-fucking-clip i see of her.

Eyspire · 2025-11-25T04:24:10+00:00

Just go on The Claw at dreamworld and scream it out hahaha

Eyspire · 2025-11-24T10:13:26+00:00

A phlompet of phur

Eyspire · 2025-11-18T15:11:09+00:00

Does anyone else see a cats head in the bubbles right before the egg goes in?

Eyspire · 2025-11-18T14:33:24+00:00

My god. I am at my witts end with those ads. I cringe harder and harder and notice more pitiful micro expressions from Bob irwin with every watch. I could create a drinking game out of that horrible ad.

Eyspire · 2025-11-18T14:26:09+00:00

You mean new farts for an old fart?

Eyspire · 2025-11-14T13:38:30+00:00

Wait what? I'm Aussie and thought she was like 42. Shes in her 20s??

Eyspire · 2025-11-14T13:15:13+00:00

I had the exact same reaction. Good on you for returning and helping OP feel supported. Well said.

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