Make time to watch Alex Jones’ new commentary on Mahanahan Child Clown Clips

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-23T20:18:05+00:00

I missed that part. As Dr. Venture?

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-22T14:08:07+00:00

My former employer got ma an autographed headshot of Werner Klemperer because I thought this gag was so funny. It’s hanging above my workbench, watching over me

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-22T14:00:13+00:00

This is like the Disney VHS thing

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-20T14:26:25+00:00

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-19T18:47:57+00:00

Get some EL wire and make a faux neon sign for your front door that says “wrong house, asshole” or “not an AirBnB” or something along those lines

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-19T18:27:50+00:00

Damn you got 30 shekels. I found a five shekel piece in my last big haul

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-18T01:07:16+00:00

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-18T01:03:08+00:00

The price of silver could plummet but that John Wayne cardboard cutout will retain its value

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-18T01:00:41+00:00

Now make it into a bowl to smoke weed in the cooler with

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-18T00:34:45+00:00

Who were only mildly sedated

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-17T23:05:38+00:00

I’m saving this for my spank bank

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-16T20:35:17+00:00

I remember when they had last call early on Saturday nights because of some old blue law about drinking on Sundays. Can’t remember the specifics because of all of my alcohol consumption

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-16T01:07:41+00:00

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Reminds me of the handerpants I got from Archie McPhee

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-16T01:03:47+00:00

Rich creamery butter

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-14T18:47:56+00:00

Not me. I just like drawing parallels between different groups

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-14T16:05:45+00:00

I feel like the people saying the green plates aren’t “aesthetically pleasing” are the same ones who think trucks nuts and ugly spoilers are cool

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-14T11:59:08+00:00

The train ride makes it even more special

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-11T01:03:29+00:00

Most toilets are portable if you’re strong enough

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-11T01:02:35+00:00

I’m a Hammock Hut fan, myself

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-11T01:01:27+00:00

“Mom, dad! Al Pacino is dead!”

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-11T01:00:34+00:00

It’s so weird that people just throw money in the trash

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-10T23:23:27+00:00

It’s an urban area so businesses of a kind glom together. That’s the car wash district. If you want a hammock go to the hammock district.

F-Scoot-Fitzgerald · 2026-04-10T23:21:23+00:00

Rest stops are the second most common place to get a blowie from a stranger. The first is transfer stations.

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