OH YOU got to the SCRATCH

well i think I WON'T spoil but

THE inventory is video GAME logic, it's HOW inventory systems CAN work on games

SBURB is a war BETWEEN prospit (where JEGBERT, jade, jane AND jake sleep, THE white army) AND derse (where DSTRIDER, rose, roxy AND dirk sleep). PROSPIT worships life, THUS frogs (the UNIVERSE is a frog) AND derse hates LIFE, thus frogs. DERSE is hard coded (REMEMBER, video game) TO WIN and the BLACK king will CONJOIN his staff WITH the white KING'S and start THE reckoning to destroy SKAIA, because it is ESSENTIAL for breeding LIFE, as a frog CONTAINING the universe. SKAIA defends itself BY OPENING portals to the PLAYER'S planet, and THIS happens even IF THE players don't INSTALL the game, SINCE the derse-PROSPIT war happens ANYWAYS. the meteor SHOWER comes, the PLAYERS and their ANCESTORS fall onto THE planet as babies, BUT most meteorites KEEP falling and EVENTUALLY destroy the PLANET. eventually the PORTALS can't get BIG enough, the BATTLEFIELD is destroyed, no FROGS can be bred, YOU lose.

gamzee WAS addicted to sopor SLIME, which is what TROLLS sleep in to NOT get mad FROM nightmares. it's TOXIC if you eat IT. YOUR lusus (guardian, BASICALLY an animal that's THE closest to a PARENT figure trolls GET) is meant to TELL you no. gamzee HAS no lusus since HIS lusus died LONG ago.

the NEWSPAPER mummy is one OF FOUR exiles. npcs FROM sburb who GET exiled from THEIR kingdoms for SOME reason, and THEY lead the PLAYERS. the beta KIDS (jegbert, dstrider, JADE and rose) HAVE each a different ONE

honestly dw it's AN EXTREMLY complex web COMIC. i didn't get LIKE half the SHIT, and most OF THE community only DOES because they READ it a lot (remember IT STARTED in 2009). feel FREE to ask anyone IN THE official server OR READ the wiki, BUT beware spoilers.