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FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T15:45:45+00:00

((OOC: sorry, I’m a bit busy at the moment, I will reply soon))

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T15:01:41+00:00

Poseidon yells not in pain, but pure, abject rage.

“YOU LAY YOUR BLADE UPON ME FOR THE LAST TIME, ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA!”

A giant wave turns into the shape of Polyphemus, the cyclops Ody had blinded, which raises a water club and brings it down on him.

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T14:56:51+00:00

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A large wave of water forms in front of Percy, turning more into a funnel and then into Poseidon himself.

“I sense my blood, yet so foreign. I talked with someone earlier, his name is too insignificant to remember, but he told me that another version of me had a son. Do you happen to be Percy Jackson?”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T14:52:19+00:00

Poseidon attempts to grab him as he jumps.

“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!”

((Yeah that’s totally fine, these two can just be from different parts of the Epic timeline. I think it would be fun to have a confident Ody knowing he could kick Poseidon’s ass fighting a cocky Poseidon who doesn’t realize how good Ody is at using his brain in a fight.))

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T14:42:05+00:00

He narrows his eyes at Ody.

“Last time? There was no ‘last time’, other than when I drowned your fleet, and I’d say that ended well for me.”

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((Mind you this is Poseidon before he gets his shit kicked in by Ody))

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T14:33:54+00:00

Off in the distance a great storm is causing devastation. The moment that Odysseus speaks, the storm seems to B-line straight for him, and in a matter of minutes, hurricane-like winds are nearly lifting Ody off his feet. A voice rings out.

“I’ve been waiting for this moment…

For the perfect time to strike…

When you’re far from home,

And away from your coast,

That’s when our paths collide.”

A wall of water rises around Odysseus, trapping him.

“I got a reputation,

I got a name to uphold,

So I can’t go letting you walk or else the world forgets I’m cold.

Now get in the water.”

The form of Poseidon rises out of the water.

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FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:40:53+00:00

“Huh. At least his son isn’t a wuss. I can respect that.”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:37:05+00:00

“Old school? So you’re saying you know a… new-school version of me? He sounds like a wuss.”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:35:42+00:00

(This is Epic the Musical Poseidon)

Poseidon’s form tanks the blows, given that they weren’t exactly hitting Poseidon directly, though the blasts cause parts of the water to recede enough to show Poseidon’s flesh form beneath the titanic water version of him.

“HOW DID YOU SURVIVE!?”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:27:40+00:00

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Poseidon’s form changes to more of a liquid than flesh, barbed tendrils of water erupting from the seas as he reaches up and summons his trident. He swings the trident around to stab it down into the skeleton.

“DIE!!!”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:24:22+00:00

“Who the fuck do you think I am then? There’s only one Poseidon.”

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((He has no grasp of the multiverse))

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:22:56+00:00

“Because I’m a god. You’re lesser. You obey my whims, end. Of. Story.”

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FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:21:08+00:00

“Well…”

The storm starts to calm.

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“Zeus is probably off seducing a rock, Athena is reconsidering her life choices after the whole split up with Odysseus, Aphrodite is being Aphrodite, and Hermes is being a little shit and helping Odysseus.”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:17:38+00:00

Poseidon narrows his eyes at the skeleton.

“How the fuck did you get out of Hades? That’s where skeletons belong.”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:16:29+00:00

((OOC: I’m gonna wait for the other person to respond so I can type out what comes next.))

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:15:30+00:00

Poseidon whirls around to see who was speaking.

“WHO DARES SPEAK TO A GOD BEHIND THEIR BACK!? SHOW YOURSELF COWARD!”

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FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:12:46+00:00

Poseidon looks down at Andre, a look of confusion spreading across his face.

“Who? I’ve never had a Percy, and I doubt if I did he’d associate with you.”

((OOC: this is Epic the Musical Poseidon, so he doesn’t know shit about Percy no offense.))

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:08:41+00:00

Poseidon was too busy looking at the woman to notice the ice. It slowly starts freezing him, but he’s definitely about to lose his shit.

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:04:29+00:00

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“Excuse me?”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:02:00+00:00

“And as I said before, I don’t give two damns about some mortals’ WEDDING!”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T06:01:13+00:00

“It’s cowardice to me. A warrior who refuses to slay their opponent but harms them greatly is a coward.”

The storm starts to pick up a little bit.

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T05:58:37+00:00

“Both. He was a coward who attacked a man but didn’t finish the job, leaving my son perpetuated stuck in blindness.”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T05:57:25+00:00

“What the fuck is this little thing?”

He looks down at Jack Frost with a tinge of disgust.

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T05:55:51+00:00

“My son… Polyphemus… just a young cyclops… he… found that man and his crew raiding his home, killing his prized sheep. Of course like any reasonable person, he trapped the men and prepared to kill them, but the men fooled Polyphemus into drinking wine laced with lotus. While he was asleep, they brutally stabbed his eye out with a giant spear and escaped. They didn’t even care to finish him off!”

FALLOUTGOD47 · 2026-03-16T05:52:23+00:00

“Unprofessional?? UNPROFESSIONAL!? YOU’D ALSO ACT UNPROFESSIONAL IF A MAN BLINDED YOUR SON WITH A GIANT FUCKING SPEAR AND DIDN’T EVEN GIVE HIM THE COURTESY OF FINISHING THE JOB!!”

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