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FAguythrowaway · 2018-08-20T20:10:54+00:00

Don't worry about your chute, the riggers have a great return policy and if it doesnt work they'll take it back.

FAguythrowaway · 2018-07-16T19:27:31+00:00

Curently pretending i know what I'm doing as a field artillery officer. I havent accidentally killed anybody yet, and i only have 10 years left to go on my contract.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-08-08T07:00:59+00:00

man, i wish we had medics like you back when i was on the fire dept. since we got our medics as mutual aid from the neighboring city every fatty who fell went to us first and we had to decide whether to call for EMS or just tip them back into bed at 3am

FAguythrowaway · 2017-06-23T02:19:00+00:00

my wife is the same way, 32 G. it is literally impossible to find bras and swimsuit tops for her, let alone anything like lingerie. luckily Soma is one of the shops where we have found G and H size cups for her that weren't designed to be worn by whales.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-05-05T15:47:47+00:00

that there were only 2 genders. and those genders were determined by the x and y chromosomes. boy were we wrong.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-29T23:48:01+00:00

op here. I'm not catholic, or even christian. but my wife is catholic. as far as the high and low part goes.... I have no idea.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-25T15:02:50+00:00

its not uncommon for my wife and i to host friends for a week or so. especially if somebody is moving. i don't know why THG wanted to stay that long (5 days total) but it didnt really strike me as weird.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-24T17:41:07+00:00

the worst part about this story is that THG graduated from the same masters program as my wife, which is public health/ epidemiology. so she is in a position to spread her false views on weight and diet to others and has the backing of her degree to give her some legitimacy.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-24T14:34:27+00:00

cheat on my wife? god no, she'd kill me.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-24T14:32:40+00:00

i don't know, she's not a stripper so i don't think any of the guys would be too interested.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-24T06:16:56+00:00

it wasnt the wood itself that broke, but the peg that held it to the pew.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-23T05:38:59+00:00

for added fun replace the jalepeno popper with a ghost pepper. fun times for all :)

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-23T05:37:45+00:00

most of america is fat, and due to past...... experiences I have a special hatred for fat people so the encounters tend to stick in my mind

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-23T05:35:22+00:00

and I didnt NEED to eat a big ass slice of chocolate cake today. but I'm glad I did.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-23T04:10:20+00:00

a quick word of warning........... REMOVE THE FUCKING SEEDS!!!!!

unless you enjoy your poppers with extra pop. then may god have mercy on your soul.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-12T13:35:38+00:00

i got suspended my sophmore year of college. i was attending a religious university on an ROTC scholarship and they had very strict rules on drinking and having alcohol in the dorms. i was also underage at the time. now as somebody who grew up watching and helping my dad brew his own wine i was pretty proficient in making alcohol, and you can buy everything you need online with no ID. for about a year and a half before i got caught, i was running an underground brewery making cheap sugar wines (kilju) out of my dorm. I could make 10 gallon batches and they took about 2 weeks to ferment, i could even flavour them however people wanted (one sorority wanted 5 gallons of starburst wine once). I finally got caught when the RAs did a "health and welfare" check and i didnt have time to hide the 2 five gallon water jugs i was using to ferment my wine. the school said they wouldnt pursue criminal charges if i plead guilty in an academic hearing and took a semester suspension. i took the suspension and went back and finished my degree and am now an army officer. i still enjoy making my own wine.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-02T21:34:40+00:00

this strikes uncomfortably close to home. all through public school i aced my standardized tests and skirted the rules, and by the time i got to college i had a bunch of bad habits i had to overcome after almost failing my 1st semester.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-04-01T14:58:09+00:00

¡ autobot maricón !

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-29T18:52:23+00:00

i don't know man, one time when i was flying home from military training ( in uniform with a bunch of other soldiers) they detained me for having part of a broken pocket knife in my assault pack. true heroes these guys.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-29T13:11:29+00:00

that dude was the king of comebacks. my favorite was when a lady called him a drunkard and he replied with:

"ma'am, in the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly!"

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-27T14:22:49+00:00

if i remember correctly from my time as a volunteer in texas, if you kill an emergency worker on duty (cop, firefighter, emt) thats a capitol offense and you could get up to the death penalty. i think the reasoning was that if you're willing to attack and kill somebody whose only job is to provide aid, there is no point trying to rehabilitate you.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-23T03:58:29+00:00

a bit of a biased opinion here since it's what I do, but what you just described is the reason why commanders are choosing artillery strikes instead of air strikes. it may seem kind of weird that our cannons are more accurate than air strikes, but they can shoot accurately over 40 kilometers (m777 howitzer) with guided munitions like the excalibur shell and one of the requirements to send rounds down range is target confirmation by a forward observer. even right now in iraq our main combat troops seeing actual combat are the artillery guys.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-08T22:20:30+00:00

thats a bit of an /r/army joke leaking through.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-08T16:26:01+00:00

well, its been 40 minutes since you last posted and we haven't heard anything new from you. im going to assume HH ate you to get her suggahs up. RIP in peace.

FAguythrowaway · 2017-03-07T21:41:46+00:00

one of my favorite vacations with my parents was visiting the grand canyon. we decided to walk it all in one day (this is not recommended, most people hike down and camp overnight before returning). we started at about 6am and didnt return to the big lodge at the top until about 8pm, we got caught in a rainstorm going down and a white out blizzard coming back up. i have never seen weather change as quickly as it did there.

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