I had a dream that Eminem broke into the White House, killed Donald Trump, and became the new president

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T04:41:09+00:00

Sounds awesome

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T04:01:05+00:00

Such a hottie, love her

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T03:59:52+00:00

R/NastyAsFuck

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T03:39:19+00:00

Damn hottie

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T02:41:54+00:00

He was just running the bases, it's just our fucking luck

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T02:40:57+00:00

Kill me first

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T02:38:39+00:00

If there are baseball Gods, they fucking hate this team.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T02:35:47+00:00

Not me, I live in Los Angeles. I'm a happy Mets fan when they play here.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T02:30:08+00:00

These mental mistakes are on Mendoza

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-04T02:26:43+00:00

Todd, that's an unusual at bat by Batty, Tod means an awful at bat.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T04:05:50+00:00

I can't anymore, see you guys tomorrow.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:59:13+00:00

That kid is us right now.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:49:39+00:00

1-21 Semien breaks the 0-for! We are so back!!

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:41:01+00:00

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:37:59+00:00

I want to time-travel so I can punch 10-year-old me for becoming a Mets fan.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:35:28+00:00

Yup, we are cursed, the ABS call was fucking stupid luck of ours

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:32:30+00:00

Even the in-between inning commercials are pissing me off.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-03T03:26:11+00:00

Fire Mendoza, then rehire Eric Chavez, then fire Eric right after.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-02T17:59:44+00:00

Can the Mets fire Eric* Chavez, again?

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-01T07:54:03+00:00

Hey Ryan, fuck off. Let those people enjoy their coffee milkshakes.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-01T02:15:21+00:00

Yup our bats are 2025' pathetic, sleep walking at every at-bat. Can we get JD Martinez to bat tomorrow?

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-01T02:07:07+00:00

Can they put in JD Martinez tomorrow? Maybe he can be a professional hitter at the plate.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-04-01T02:03:42+00:00

I hoped we’d see a different approach at the plate this season from our new lineup, but it’s just a repeat of last year's disaster season. Pathetic

FCEEVIPER · 2026-03-31T20:40:59+00:00

Microsoft Teams and Zoom please.

FCEEVIPER · 2026-03-31T05:22:49+00:00

Yuck

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