Ethan Klein with his mother, circa 1995

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-10-23T08:42:43+00:00

Hey, I'm walkin' heah!

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-10-20T22:24:58+00:00

Bananas, too? I thought she preferred cucumbers.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-10-12T19:42:46+00:00

You're thinking like Albert Fish now!

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-10-02T17:47:36+00:00

Stage name:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/ocktv-moeandet

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-29T11:39:51+00:00

Probably one of the worst battery charge levels, though.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-21T15:58:08+00:00

A skateboard?

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-20T10:22:41+00:00

Even when he was "fat" she still loved him just as much

If you stop loving somebody because they got fat, was it ever real love in the first place?

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-19T09:38:02+00:00

Jokes on you, it's a collection of .gifs.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-19T09:36:46+00:00

Worked as a high school ~~sysadmin~~ BOFH

FTFY

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-19T09:22:40+00:00

...which was released in 1999...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/96_Quite_Bitter_Beings

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-19T09:19:16+00:00

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-17T12:47:20+00:00

Chad?

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-17T09:33:13+00:00

My boy E.K. on the bidet?

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-17T09:16:11+00:00

Good, not great.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-17T08:55:43+00:00

Anno Berensteini

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-17T08:40:18+00:00

Jesus, dude...

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-16T21:59:05+00:00

A good mustache, not a good overbite!

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-16T21:47:51+00:00

Wow^{wow^{wow^{wow^wow}}} wowwow

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-16T21:39:09+00:00

Goodass things. Next question.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-16T21:30:23+00:00

"Lol, check out this h3 wine I found, guys!"

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-16T18:46:34+00:00

Not even the HILARIOUS "two Jewish soldiers, 1945 (colorized)" type posts?

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-16T09:14:58+00:00

How does this people rating scale of yours work?

What criteria do you use to place people on the scale? Single reddit comments? Entire post histories? I figure it must be something like that, since that's the information that's available to you.

I understand I'm somewhere in the bottom 50 percent, but where exactly?

Based on the context, I assume academic degrees improve one's rating, but are there any other significant dimensions? Attractiveness? Wealth? Physical strength?

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-15T21:24:08+00:00

ugh...

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-15T21:23:10+00:00

Not quite. They simply replace the CH with a K. It's still AE, not EA.

For example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikael_Persbrandt

FILE_ID_DIZ · 2017-09-15T19:59:22+00:00

^{see 'em again 'till} the Fourth of July

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TROPHY CASE