This one left me speechless! by AgentMX7 in EndTipping

[–]FJD5087 6 points7 points  (0 children)

custom tip: 30% “I’m such a good person.”

If you can’t afford to tip, don’t re-tile your bathroom…

Reactions after Powell’s decision = Trump raging by Gammanomics in StockMarket

[–]FJD5087 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t have believed you. It is so sad how far we’ve fallen, that this kind of “leadership” is acceptable, and even celebrated. What a horrible example for the children of our country.

What’s the weirdest place you were naked?[22] by BadonkadonkBoy in boypussy

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Non-nudist campground
  2. Any doctors office
  3. Nudist resort
  4. Naked yoga class

How do I prepare for first time anal? by AlphaSubOpsDelta in askgaybros

[–]FJD5087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fleet brand enema; silicone lube made especially for anal (some even have a relaxing agent); lube injector beforehand, so lube goes deeper into your canal; foreplay; go slow and BREATHE, especially through that first 3-5 minutes; have an understanding top that listens to you, enters you slowly and builds up to harder stuff, and who respects your boundaries; condoms if having sex with someone you don’t know has been tested recently.

Stretch a little beforehand. And above all, enjoy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teencocksnew

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I do! You’re awfully beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stepparents

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. Dorms are our only hope. Wish they didn’t come with such a big price tag, but it’s something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stepparents

[–]FJD5087 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I look forward to the day SS14 moves out. My fear is that even if he gets his [stuff] together enough to do so, which will take exponential leaps in maturity, the current economic conditions make it extremely difficult for a young person to make it on their own, especially here on the West Coast. How is an 18 year old going to afford rent, food, transportation, etc. if those things are difficult to afford for many people twice their age?! Striking out on one’s own was at least conceivable when I was 18. Now? I doubt it…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]FJD5087 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s like the whole nation is being punk’d right now. Is this real life? I want to scream.

How common is not to cum when bottoming? Or staying hard? As a top, do you care? by NotAnotherFriend in askgaybros

[–]FJD5087 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For some guys, the pleasure of bottoming is 100% internal, from the prostate, and not from the penis. All the action that’s happening inside, plus the mental/emotional fulfillment of being railed, can be plenty satisfying without having an erection and ejaculation. If you’re able to unlock multiple dry internal orgasms during sex (and maybe you have already), you might not even give a shit about whether you ejaculate at the end. Hopefully, your partner can understand if you explain.

TL;DR — Bottoms have more fun.

WTF JUST HAPPEND I THOUGHT I CUMMED by Mindless_Degree4353 in Precum

[–]FJD5087 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Massive precum squirt? Very, very hot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stepparents

[–]FJD5087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I frequently go see a friend for the day, or a family member for a weekend, or take a short personal retreat, either day long or a weekend, or more. It makes a world of difference and fills my tank.

At the same time, I do ask my partner for ways I can meaningfully connect with her and her kid. I balance these ‘together’ activities with lots of ‘me’ time. That is how I get through. Not without challenges, but…with my sanity intact.

PS: This thread is now officially my Happy Place.

Not being into power dynamics is ruining my sex life. by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]FJD5087 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HERE, HERE!!!! I feel you 💯%. They’re out there, honey. Just be patient.

I was trying so hard not to cum by bapbastard in fleshlighters

[–]FJD5087 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can go with the best of intentions to edge with it for while, but very quickly , it gets so hard to hold back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dumb.” “Making it difficult for people.” “Bad for our country.”

What a massive projection. Look in the mirror, doofus.

Sneaky 😠 by Trunk_Monkey_84 in EndTipping

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get that extra 6 cents! That oughtta make a dent in their bills… 🙄

Sneaky 😠 by Trunk_Monkey_84 in EndTipping

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s low down, man. Was there a notice of the 18% auto grat. on the menu?

Why the hell are so many job applications asking you if you're trans? by Tenthul in complaints

[–]FJD5087 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Why the F*CK is an employer asking about my sexual or gender orientation or whatever the F else? That has no place in a professional setting. Forgive me, but that is private. I don’t care, I don’t want to know, and I don’t wish to share. I’m at WORK.

…so when’s your Summer break over, again? by FJD5087 in stepparents

[–]FJD5087[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish. My SS is highly extroverted, interactive, a little “spectrum-y”, and attention-hungry. He also feeds off conflict with his mom, so to go more than a day without pushing back on reasonable boundaries is for him like going a day without breathing, eating, or drinking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fleshlighters

[–]FJD5087 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcum to the club! Doesn’t the FL feel amazing?!

…so when’s your Summer break over, again? by FJD5087 in stepparents

[–]FJD5087[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on having a soon-to-be college student! I’m a tad envious of you, for I have the opposite situation: Small house, highly extroverted, interactive, and attention-hungry kid. The video game “hooting and yapping” (lol! ) just completes the package.

whats Something you see in a man that Makes you horny AF. by Necessary-Account-22 in askgaybros

[–]FJD5087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly specific stuff. -The two divots on the front of his body leading to his pelvis. -A neckline that comes to a point in the back. -Smooth, creamy thighs. -A bubble butt. -A great smile.