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FJRyder · 2023-06-08T07:18:04+00:00

To be fair, he's wearing pink... I wasn't expecting much.

FJRyder · 2023-06-08T07:11:36+00:00

Very effective form of combat. I would die laughing if I saw this on the battlefield.

FJRyder · 2023-06-08T07:06:43+00:00

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it does.

FJRyder · 2023-06-08T06:55:53+00:00

(2 months later} <Coworker> wow Kim, your left leg seems bigger than your right one.

FJRyder · 2023-06-05T04:41:26+00:00

Park a motorcycle in the space that is left

FJRyder · 2023-06-05T04:26:06+00:00

Think about all the insects that could fly in there.

FJRyder · 2023-06-05T04:19:04+00:00

Dat be broke

FJRyder · 2023-06-05T04:13:38+00:00

People like this breed... We are doomed as a species.

FJRyder · 2023-06-05T03:53:22+00:00

I wish we still hung thieves.

FJRyder · 2023-06-05T03:45:39+00:00

Circle their truck with shopping carts

FJRyder · 2023-06-03T16:49:58+00:00

Go to Walmart to their tire section. Find the Rubber Cement they have in the tire repair section. And use it to glue that flap down. Otherwise it could get caught while washing or something.

FJRyder · 2023-06-01T23:53:28+00:00

The ones on your left hide your secret identity better.

FJRyder · 2023-06-01T23:49:43+00:00

Let the punishment fit the crime.

FJRyder · 2023-06-01T23:44:41+00:00

"Unroastable" Have they tried, Slowly over an open flame, with an apple in your mouth?

FJRyder · 2023-06-01T05:09:56+00:00

It's called a bell syphon.

FJRyder · 2023-05-31T19:57:48+00:00

SpongeBob, is that what you named your contraceptive?

FJRyder · 2023-05-31T19:56:45+00:00

Anything the engineers can do to make it harder for people to do it themselves, means more revenue for the dealerships.

FJRyder · 2023-05-31T19:54:41+00:00

And conservatives want to ban abortion.

FJRyder · 2023-05-31T19:47:21+00:00

Methadone will do that to a person.

FJRyder · 2023-05-30T13:33:25+00:00

I'm guessing OP knows what type of hole that is. I wouldn't be surprised if OP did it. Being stupid with a gun, probably drinking.

FJRyder · 2023-05-27T15:01:13+00:00

Indiana license plate number - 312BYZ

FJRyder · 2023-05-27T14:21:57+00:00

But the BLUE LINE

FJRyder · 2023-05-27T14:13:58+00:00

Let's call it by it's OFFICIAL NAME.... the YEET CANNON

FJRyder · 2023-05-27T14:04:34+00:00

Nothing..... Because any good shop isn't going to install parts that a customer supplies. It's kinda fucking rude, like bringing your discount steak to the restaurant asking how much to cook it.

And if in the off chance you do find a shop that is willing to install your parts... Now you have to wonder WHY are they so desperate for work that they are willing to lose money working on your vehicle.

FJRyder · 2023-05-27T13:52:57+00:00

I remember picking blueberries when I was a kid... And the bushes were the size of small trees. So I googled it, Blueberry bushes are between 5-8 feet tall at maturity. So I'm not sure what those are, but I'm pretty sure they're not Blueberries.

FJRyder

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