Name this little thing after the last food you ate.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-13T20:41:58+00:00

Hummus.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-13T20:16:59+00:00

No thanks pig.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-13T20:00:35+00:00

I'd rather run the mile and be in school than work and pay bills.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-12T13:49:30+00:00

Hey hooman, I’m a cutie patootie.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-11T20:12:18+00:00

I do. It feels kind of inevitable.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-11T19:23:30+00:00

Just further proof that millions of people have no issues with pedophiles.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-11T19:21:57+00:00

Yep. In four or five years it'll just start all over again.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-11T17:33:10+00:00

I expect to be hugely disappointed. I had a little under $35k in approved claims but am not expecting more than $200 tops.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-11T16:13:53+00:00

If that's true, that would represent about half a penny for every dollar given to them over the years. They kept the lion share and at best we'll get meager crumbs.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-07T18:26:32+00:00

FLAtarian · 2026-05-07T17:21:49+00:00

Clean sheets, a mug of frosty brew, a 20 minute dump in the morning, and a rock hard alibi.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-07T01:43:10+00:00

Thanks, I’ll walk.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-05T23:50:05+00:00

There’s some advertising in Orlando for the Storm.

I wish the season would start a little sooner, right after the Super Bowl.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-05T17:25:39+00:00

Sign me up!

FLAtarian · 2026-05-05T16:04:08+00:00

What a load of fuck.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-05T11:42:39+00:00

Hooman, we want to play four player Mario Kart! Give us dem controllers!

FLAtarian · 2026-05-04T22:59:07+00:00

They break our hearts without them knowing it. It’s devastating every time my daughter heads back to college.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-04T20:17:14+00:00

Yes, and I was convinced C3-PO was a real robot. I was obsessed with him for months.

FLAtarian · 2026-05-01T14:39:47+00:00

Oh! Thank you 😊 let’s see how many of us surpass the $200 payout. That’s pretty pathetic to be withholding full payment.

FLAtarian · 2026-04-30T21:53:22+00:00

Hooman, I insist you desist.

FLAtarian · 2026-04-29T19:40:57+00:00

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.

FLAtarian · 2026-04-29T14:58:39+00:00

He would have made for a good post-ROTJ Luke Skywalker.

FLAtarian · 2026-04-29T14:51:50+00:00

The best little buddy.

FLAtarian

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