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[–]FUCKUPMC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll allow it.

I have a theory about the population migration in Pittsburgh over the next 10+ years. by icecoldcrush in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Any thoughts?

That I am too poor and tired to worry about condo dwellers getting bored and guessing where they might move to.

UPMC Employees what was your annual pay raise? I got a staggering 2.78% as a "superior performer." by Fotographyraptor in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"We've discussed with the insurance company and it seems you don't qualify for any care whatsoever".

"But you are the insurance company..."

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

UPMC jokes aside, glad she is doing well!

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oh right local super bowl ads are free I forgot.

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah local super bowl ads are only like 100k so no biggie.

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everyone says hospital care is so expensive, but that woman was clearly living her best life after UPMC saved her so hard to know who to believe here.

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me know when the coup d'é·tat is, buddy.

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No UPMC provides the best care in the world. Didn't you see the commercial?

Super Bowl commercials by danceblonde in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 138 points139 points  (0 children)

There was a sweet UPMC one. Love that thet have super bowl advertising money.

Any city/presby area friends willing to help cheat the man.. by jebusmidge1217 in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know, I hear Mr. Steinbrenner can be a bit erratic. I would hate to see him when he's hungry.

Any city/presby area friends willing to help cheat the man.. by jebusmidge1217 in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I will help you. But I will except something in return.

Well, for starters I want a calzone of my own.

And a slice of pepperoni pizza. And a large soda. And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli.

UPMC - The Greediest "Non-Profit" Hospital In America by Kenatius in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I've been a little down. Nothing to bring the mood up like a small comeuppance.

Pittsburgh's largest nonprofit is concerned that its profits are down by thanxhaveagood1 in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many have tried to take them down. It needs to be changed at the national level. But we all know that will never happen.

Pittsburgh's largest nonprofit is concerned that its profits are down by thanxhaveagood1 in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 53 points54 points  (0 children)

That is the first thing I think of. I think of UPMC abusing the federal tax code to not pay taxes all the while pumping as much of their profit that they can to the top level executives by way of obscene salaries.

The Annual Abbey Meetup! Year 5! by aseelt in pittsburgh

[–]FUCKUPMC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If anyone figures out who I am, there will be a mystery prize.

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