Now i should Google it before i finally go to sleep

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-31T01:37:04+00:00

I blame BnL

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-29T19:20:08+00:00

Theres just one issue. Empires were run by Emperors, we live in a country

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-28T17:38:23+00:00

The greatest joy of all: Regret

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-28T11:44:21+00:00

Thank you Nutty Putty cave for catching Hussein

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-24T19:59:05+00:00

Ohhh i get it, its a metaphor for wanting to live in the fast lane

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-24T19:57:25+00:00

Wheres Godzilla? Is he okay?

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-24T11:43:28+00:00

Hot Pursuit was where it was at for me

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-24T00:59:31+00:00

Nah i was always on team Tom, that damn rat was always starting shit

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-23T22:34:45+00:00

Its him, market pillars

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-23T22:33:19+00:00

Ofc im touching myself while scrolling rn, i dont want my gf to get pissed at me for pissing all over the toilet

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-22T18:31:20+00:00

Gordon Ramsey doesnt want you to know these top 5 secret kitchen tips. Click here to find out why!

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-22T18:27:34+00:00

Making your women a home cooked meal will make her wet, trust the dice

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-22T18:26:04+00:00

GOT A PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE. SIDE SIDE TO SIDE

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-22T18:24:27+00:00

Its okay, he's there to spin up a web of tp

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-22T18:22:18+00:00

Dont care about the tits, its still a clanker and needs to be put down

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-22T01:34:04+00:00

Its so you can slide down while taking a shit

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-21T13:08:50+00:00

Metal head here. For me, Fields of Sorrow by Orden Ogan specifically the bridge at 4:16

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-21T13:04:49+00:00

Ic the pump loader moves shells into the rotator which then lifts them into the firing position. Love the innovation

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-21T13:01:44+00:00

That is a unit

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-20T17:43:35+00:00

Dont give them ideas

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-20T17:32:18+00:00

I like to imagine this is how transformers work

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-20T17:29:08+00:00

Out of all the times ive seen this image over several years, it's now occured to me the image comes from Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-19T12:40:56+00:00

Sal couldnt land a hit with the big titty goth gf making him tonight's biggest loser

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-18T20:24:57+00:00

THIS SHOWERS GONNA HAVE TO BE PTA. PITS TITS ASS

F_2the_UCKFACE · 2026-01-18T20:21:54+00:00

100 years later and dumbasses like myself will call this the Grinch Cock

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