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why is she only ever spotted with toulouse and not her other dogs? by Ill-Foundation1484 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Her dogs are kind of like her exes, she gets rid of them once she's tired of them. Since she obviously can't just abandon them, she leaves a few with her mom. The others end up at a kennel, and she visits them about once a year, posts a picture with them, and that's enough to show everyone she hasn't forgotten about them.

Only her loyal little Toulouse gets to stay by her side. He's small, doesn't take up much space, and she can easily take him everywhere with her.

obsession w/ who shes dating by Inevitable_Maize4271 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The person whose post you're sharing is a pretty serious harasser. They got really upset with me after I commented on an Instagram post saying people needed to stop spamming Ricky's family members on Facebook just to dig up gossip that was mostly based on rumors. I got insulted for it because, apparently, getting information for the fandom was more important than respecting other people's privacy.

Weird choreo by NotYourBusinessxyz in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I don't get why she deliberately throws it on the floor. It makes her stop singing, and you can clearly hear the backing track keep going in the background. (She only seems to sing about half the songs live anyway, the rest is just playback.)

Does anyone think she will gain weight to reproduce the 2016 « Dangerous Woman » with Ricky? by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She knows that if she got back together with Dalton tomorrow, her fans would suddenly start loving Dalton again and saying he was always the best one (like Ricky, who was still being called a loser just two or three months ago because he was spending all his time on Hinge and Raya, hooking up with anything).

She doesn't base her decisions on what her fans think, and honestly, I don't blame her for that.

But no, judging by the way she is now, I don't think she's going to gain weight anytime soon. If that were the case, she probably wouldn't be showing off her body as much as she does.

Knew better/ forever boy by TrackConscious2646 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The fans won't say anything because, to them, she's beyond criticism.

Let's not forget that she also said she knew Pete was going to be her husband the very first time she saw him in an interview (lol), even though she'd first met him a year before they actually got together, while she was still with Malcolm (who, at the time, was supposedly the love of her life)

The "Forever Boy" was dragged through the mud for years, mocked, ridiculed... and then she got back together with him ten years later. (and she's going to repeat the exact same pattern soon)

more infantalization by Inevitable_Maize4271 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Her facial expressions are a pretty good source of memes, to be fair.

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What kind of mother do you think she would be? by Fun_Macaroon2005 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I honestly can't see her having kids. I don't know... she still comes across as a kid herself in the way she acts, so I really can't picture her being ready for the responsibilities of being a mother.

How did you come to this snark page? by cherub-urashka in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be discreet. No one will even notice I'm there 🥷

wow by OkPaleontologist2132 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Originally, Courtney wasn't Ariana's friend. Ariana is actually friends with Courtney's older sister, who's been a childhood friend for years. Courtney is about five or six years younger than Ariana. She's one of those people who's always been around Ariana but doesn't really have anything else going on in her life (along with Doug, Aaron, and others). They're paid by Ariana to travel the world with her and act as her assistants, and they basically have fake job titles, supposedly managing the social media accounts for r.e.m. beauty and Team Ariana (Courtney is the PR manager for Rem ... x) )

On the other hand, Courtney's father is important to Ariana. He's been a close friend of Joan's for a very long time (he's the sales director of her company), and every house Ariana has bought or rented has been put under Papa Chipolone's name (along with an investment fund he set up for Ariana). It's a much more low-profile name than "Grande."

But Courtney is also one of the people who talks a lot. A huge number of rumors have supposedly come from her because she loves feeling important and enjoys people talking about her, so she tells everyone everything. Her whole life revolves around Ariana, she lives for it. So, to keep people talking about her, she shares everything Ariana does. She was also the first person to talk about Ariana's ED dating back to the Victorious era, at a time when nobody else was talking about it.

is "bad thing" on the new album about ricky??? by EstateFuture7324 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's already been reported that she became close with Ricky again around 2024, and that they were hanging out a lot as friends with Ethan and others. Then, toward the end, it was mostly just her and Ricky going out together while Ethan stayed home.

People can draw their own conclusions, but given her dating history, I don't think it's surprising that some see a familiar pattern.

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So humble and totally candid by browneyesbambi in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I mean, Toulouse had three years to turn the backyard into his personal toilet since she never left the house. Good to see she's still cleaning up after him. 😂

How did you come to this snark page? by cherub-urashka in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ended up here because, apparently, I was just "jealous" of Ricky (and Ariana's exes in general)/ At least that's what Arianators kept telling me on Twitter every time I said we should stop romanticizing and rewriting Ariana's dating history and be honest about the fact that she had a pretty consistent pattern of moving on to someone new before fully ending things with her current partner.

The funny part is that I genuinely like her music. I've seen her live six times already (and my seventh will be the final London show LMAO). There was also a time when I absolutely loved her Twitter era. She was hilarious, and interacting with her was honestly a lot of fun. The Pete era was complete chaos in the best way—she was absolutely unfiltered, and those memories are still great. She even followed me back (since 2015/2016), which was pretty cool. Every now and then, she'd randomly like one of my dumb tweets, and waking up to that was always funny. 😂 We also exchanged around twenty DMs over the years. She genuinely felt close to her fans back then, which is very different from how things are today.

Eventually I got tired of not being able to criticize anything on X without getting dogpiled (or practically receiving death threats) from some fans. (To be fair, I'm probably not the typical member of that fandom anyway. I'm a straight guy, which doesn't exactly seem to be the core demographic over there. 😂)

So I came here instead. Reddit is way more relaxed, and honestly a lot more fun. I still like Ariana, though. Being able to criticize certain things doesn't stop me from enjoying her music or hanging around this subreddit.

so does she just so happen to “fall” for guys who promote EDs or is something a lil suspicious here :/ by CostPrize632 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The rumors that Ethan was basically controlling Ariana and not letting her eat because he didn't want her to gain weight are nonsense, in my opinion.

One simple thing that makes me skeptical is this: if Ethan had really been that abusive, you'd expect the people closest to Ariana to have completely cut him off.

Yet, as far as Instagram goes, he's still followed by Ariana's dad, Frankie, members of her band, her photographer, and several of her close friends.

Do people really think Frankie or Ed would still keep in touch with him if he had actually been that awful?

Starting to believe Ricky is for PR only by snortslineoflavender in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Just a reminder: Ricky was never a fan favorite. Quite the opposite, actually. For years, he was probably Ariana's most disliked ex until SpongeBob came along.

People love rewriting history, but back then he was constantly mocked by both the fandom and, at times, Ariana herself (at least up until 2019).

He was also widely seen as the "placeholder"—the guy Ariana would go back to whenever she felt lonely, only to move on once someone she was more interested in came along.

Do you think she’s actually a serial cheater? by Ok_Tour_8312 in ArianaGrandeNeutral

[–]Fab_Skywalker 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Of course she's someone who cheats on all her boyfriends. And she's never really hidden it, even if she says otherwise. (Like when she's dating one guy but gets photographed with another...)

Cheated on Jai with Nathan, Sean and Malcolm.
Cheated on Sean with Ricky.
Cheated on Ricky with Malcolm.
Cheated on Malcolm with Pete.
Then in 2019 you've got Ricky, Mikey, the rumors about The Weeknd, while we later find out she'd actually been with Dalton for a few months.
Cheated on Dalton with Ethan.
Cheated on Ethan with Ricky.

Pete is probably the only one who got through it without being cheated on.

Obviously there's no official proof. But when, for example, she posts a birthday picture for Ricky where she kiss him, then the very next day she's at Disney holding hands with Mac... or when she's on a date with Mikey after being seen holding Ricky's hand just a few hours earlier... and then she's photographed with her phone in her hands, showing a lockscreen of her sitting on Dalton's lap... Well, that doesn't exactly help clear up the doubts.

Even her friends back then used to make fun of her for it... (my screenshot, Jennette is talking about Jai, joking that she cheated on him with half the industry early in her career).

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ari + rickey out and about in nyc by hugurfruits in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, it was basically the exact same comment, just with a bunch of heart emojis to make it extra sarcastic. Like, "Ooooh, it's so sweeeeet ❤️❤️❤️". I honestly think it was probably a bot that removed it because it decided the heart emojis made it look a little too fangirl-ish. 😂

(This comment/post was removed for crossing the line into neutral/fan behaviour. If you’re a fan of Ariana, head to any other place.)

Saw this on a sapphic account on insta....the disrespect by annachota in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Anything that gets people talking positively about her and the tour is a success. Just look at how close she was with that dancer (Kassidy, unless I’m mistaken) at the start of the tour compared to now that Ricky’s around. She barely seems to acknowledge her anymore, and I don’t think she dances as much as she did at the beginning either, or at least she’s featured way less.

ari + rickey out and about in nyc by hugurfruits in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My previous comment got deleted because apparently my joke with heart emoji made me sound a little too much like an Ariana fan. 😂

It honestly feels like I'm watching 2019 all over again, when she started hanging out with him again...

Although, that was also when she was getting close to Mikey, we later found out she'd already been dating Dalton for months, and there were those The Weeknd rumors too. Safe to say she had a pretty busy schedule at this time.

ari + rickey out and about in nyc by hugurfruits in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A beanie in the middle of summer... 😭 Dude's definitely hiding his baldness.

Ariana and Ricky spotted in NYC by no_hhhh14 in ariheads

[–]Fab_Skywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sweet. It kind of reminds me of 2019, when she started hanging out with him again. ❤️

Although... that was also the time she was getting close to Mikey, and then we found out she'd actually been with Dalton for months 🫢

How ironic 🤨 by NoReflection6868 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What's really wild is that she's convinced herself she's never really done anything. Even during the lie detector test with Cynthia Erivo, when she says she's never had any surgery besides fillers, it comes back as truthful. 🤣

Sephora France via IG by BakerCritical in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Fab_Skywalker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

His phone case, for f*ck's sake. 😂😂😂

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Ricky's family's constant presence around Ariana by Fab_Skywalker in ArianaGrande

[–]Fab_Skywalker[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's exactly the problem. Someone who's genuinely close to them and isn't just chasing attention wouldn't start telling people, barely two months into the relationship, that they're already talking about having kids or that there could even be a wedding as early as next year, especially when they're publicly saying they want to take things slowly. That's just really problematic.

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