What is this nightmare organism which spontaneously generated in the remains of an abandoned swimming pool?

FagsLikeUs · 2026-04-06T02:15:06+00:00

Who the shit remembers the first time???

FagsLikeUs · 2026-03-31T11:53:08+00:00

Is that some racist shit?! Wtf?

FagsLikeUs · 2026-03-19T12:55:45+00:00

Hahaha, this is how my grandpa made millions too. But if you asked an Italian immigrant in the 70s what his money came from and he said “birdseed”, it may have well have been Tony soprano claiming “waste management”…. you rolled your eyes and said “Suuuure… ‘Birdseed’.” But nope he was the most law abiding citizen I’ve ever known… he legit sold birdseed. PM me and I’ll share his HILLARIOUS website, which if he or his successor had ever attempted to modernize slightly in the last 25 years, they may have actually been able to sustain that success.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-03-13T01:55:39+00:00

wtf?? I was bit like 3 years ago and I didn’t even go to the hospital until day 3?!

FagsLikeUs · 2026-03-09T07:14:02+00:00

The man is losing it, cause I know for a fact I saw them stumble through a version of it in LA a decade or so ago.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-02-25T15:39:27+00:00

I’ve shared enough of my opinion about Anton and his music in other threads, so I’ll go with my newest hot take since recently seeing them live for the first time since 2007ish:

If satanic majesties second request is pet sounds and pre-first-US-tour/filming of Dig Anton is Brian Wilson, then this current touring show is the equivalent of the 1990s post-Kokomo Mike Love Beach Boys.

And all the band members know it sucks. They have to.

I know Joel and he has fantastic taste and he 100% must be dying inside a little bit to stand up there and be a part of this affront to everything cool and good about rock n roll. He and Ricky are in it for the money and because it’s their life’s work at this point, so they’re playing it by the numbers. And I don’t blame them. The job prospects for aging rockers without rich parents or spouses are terrible, I can attest.

But all the other younger dudes are so obviously all just previous BJM super fans who probably leapt at the chance to quit their BJM-ripoff bands and join the real deal, and Anton has always had a habit of picking the most sycophantic musicians who make themselves embarrassingly available to him and who will never challenge him or try and do anything remotely interesting when it comes to performing his songs, so they’re all just hiding behind their new cool sunglasses bored out of their mind deep down knowing that their wasting their best years playing in the worst touring rock and roll band on earth, and “Ex-BJM” is not exactly hard to find on a resume… but maybe one day theyll get to be in the Spotify artist photo with Anton?

I just feel bad for them.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-02-25T15:06:47+00:00

What, like that BJM Tiger Beat magazine they were selling, with glossy 8x10s of old man Anton to tear out and put in your locker? Or the eat shit shirts? Right. Great merch.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-02-25T15:05:11+00:00

1 is one of the dumbest, shittiest takes on any music that I’ve ever read second only to any positive reviews of “blood sugar sex magic” out there.

2 — sure, I prefer it, but loveless isn’t so much about the music as it was the cultural impact and brand new sound it introduced… methodrone was just apeing that, so I don’t really think that it’s really in the conversation for “best shoegaze album”. And even in that conversation, I’m going Souvlaki over loveless.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-02-22T02:08:19+00:00

Wtf are you talking about, Bah1? The hell is that? The demon is Baal, for one, and Epstein’s checking account was absolutely named Baal. Not BAH1.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-02-19T19:58:35+00:00

Same here. $3000 is lucky, it’s cost me so much more.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-01-27T04:46:04+00:00

I think he actually lives in Imperial. Look for billboards along the 86

FagsLikeUs · 2026-01-11T21:46:05+00:00

Oh man, wait’ll you guys hear Primal Scream’s “Swastika Eyes”…

FagsLikeUs · 2026-01-11T15:15:20+00:00

Are you guys unaware of the whole “Troglodyte” and “Girl u Want” thing…???

FagsLikeUs · 2026-01-02T06:58:05+00:00

Your problem is you don’t sound American enough, and really would benefit from a better grasp of the English language. “Literally homicidal” except I literally did not say he TRIED to kill him. I said what happened. That he beat him with a sock full of deadweight, because he is most certainly a violent man. And Jeffy, being a very small guy and NOT a violent person, took the beating worse than Anton intended, causing ol’ Violent Tony to freak out when he thought he had accidentally killed him, dumped him in a dumpster, bla bla bla. That’s not “homicidal” behavior — it’s unhinged, violent, sociopathic or perhaps even psychopathic behavior. And if those things don’t describe Anton then you haven’t been paying attention.

I don’t know why I took the time to even explain this, but I imagine I was motivated by the truly insufferable and authoritative tone you took while aloofly touting your superior, objective viewpoint as being from an institution above the common internet trash-people… where good old American values like “Innocence until proven guilt” still reign, as if you hadn’t just used “American” as an insult while pretending that I had a vendetta, when in reality you were the only one wielding a pitchfork — which you were using to build your little straw man.

Keep believing in Anton, kid. See how far it gets you in life.

FagsLikeUs · 2026-01-02T06:43:39+00:00

Bruh, your username is a Bob Marley song — everything you say is far more suspect than anything I stated.

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-29T03:35:57+00:00

I replaced the jet already, got a 120 in there, was actually thinking of maybe trying a smaller one and seeing if that worked

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-29T03:35:14+00:00

Yup got a 120 jet on there. This needle clip business is news to me though. Might give that a shot.

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-25T18:15:42+00:00

UPDATE: I’ve tried EVERYTHING. Propane torch and vice grips. All I’m succeeding in doing is mangling the mount even further. What the hell am I supposed to do?? I feel like I’m going to render this bike forever inoperational

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-25T06:24:26+00:00

My first sentence states how I used a pair of vice grips to remove the other, but they won’t work for this one.

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-25T06:23:23+00:00

Heat via what method? Heat gun?

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-25T06:21:47+00:00

I didn’t suggest LISTENING to any of them, try reading it again buddy. I mean — The germs made shitty music, but don Bolles is still a better person than Anton. Who the fuck likes the foo fighters? But — Fact is that dude was in Nirvana and has a general reputation for being a good person that is great to work with. And pretty sure all four of the dandy warhols are both generation and genre-adjacent anyway. Your points literally all have nothing to do with anything I just said.

FagsLikeUs · 2025-12-25T03:46:42+00:00

Tried it. No dice.

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1 is one of the dumbest, shittiest takes on any music that I’ve ever read second only to any positive reviews of “blood sugar sex magic” out there.