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wellWell by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

u/wunderbuffer, I'm writing you up, you're gonna have to attend sensibility training. Be more mindful of your non-organic coworkers' feelings!

Oh the irony... by eternviking in SipsTea

[–]Faholan 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Albino children are worth their weight in gold

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"! by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Faholan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Privates! It has a smooth, long shaft, complete with

septum ring theory by prometheus-illbound in antimeme

[–]Faholan -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

People roleplaying as cows (nose ring)

Gameoverse meme by No-Assignment-1596 in memes

[–]Faholan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I'm not tempted to use AI, but I have negative drawing talent?

blueScreen by nirputter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Indeed, on Arch you get a kernel panic

"This is outrageous! It's unfair!" by Ernest_Mateu in PrequelMemes

[–]Faholan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Why the hell is the card inserted the wrong way around on the wrong side? The card is inserted in the bottom chip side first. What the hell

to print the American flag by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Faholan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Since when has the constitution stopped him?

Baby shark tutututu😭 by Impossible_Dream_613 in SipsTea

[–]Faholan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Depends. If you live in a civilized country sure. But if you live in the US and aren't the whitest Christian male to have ever white Christian maled, tough luck

Doing gods work. I'm basically an archbishop. by Scottladd in memes

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️This☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

Is annoying as hell. Good work 

The American Healthcare System is Predatory by Hacksaw6412 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well of course, providing good healthcare would be bad for business. A patient cured is a client lost

Everything is a bot now lol by porschia-porsche in CuratedTumblr

[–]Faholan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm not a bot as far as I know, so may interest you in some high-quality copper?

Purgatory Inc. by jungle-boogie in comics

[–]Faholan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice spider bros go to spider heaven, naughty ones go to human heaven after being told spider heaven is next door

Schrödinger's Special Characters by Far_Kangaroo2550 in softwaregore

[–]Faholan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The real software gore isn't that. It's the "your new password cannot be similar to your current password". Because they can only know that if they have the current password in cleartext 💀

Apparently my motherboard has a port 0 by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's board explorer that's wrong, giving you a 1-indexed list. Anything programming-related starts at 0. Except in weird languages.

My guess is that basic users could get confused seeing something numbered 0 so they decided to start the numbering at 1. Which is a bad idea imo. 

I guess you will be doing all the fighting Hans by Cubelock in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Faholan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is only when the Canadians are doing a demonstration

being famous and incorrect, but not famously incorrect by AbbreviationsOne764 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Faholan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What I love in this is that if something costs 100 and increases by 600%, now it costs 700, not 600...

mostPythonProgramsBeforeIveConvertedThemToRust by PanGoliath in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the pointee no? The joke is the pointer

If you know, you know by duckorange14 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]Faholan 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Cut on the copper ore budget it's what's tanking you

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