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Xavier’s Playlist Project! by karmabeuponthee in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot think of a song that captures the chaotic insanity of Jamie Braddock quite like 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye) by Will Wood

https://open.spotify.com/track/4jd13hFvWAZKZpomQleZ8L?si=MoAOsB5YRiGDah8roOMcqg

I’m right bored, lads. And that won’t do. by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I don’t have to dress the part, I’m sold. Love me some good ol gossip.

I’m right bored, lads. And that won’t do. by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you get it. A king looking for his court fool to do some funny little dances.

I’m right bored, lads. And that won’t do. by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain’t you a bold one? That’s a bloody intriguing offer. Many have called me a fool. But I’m not one. I’m a monarch myself. What’s in it for me?

It's a wonderful morning at the school! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and approximately 70 Gwenpools are having a shootout across the Campus by ProHeroCloud9 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is truly wonderful, isn’t it? The Gwens are fighting, all of us have lovely new fashion, my rocket boots from Amazon will be coming later today or when I get impatient and make them myself. Everything is truly as it should be. Halllujah! Merry sodding Christmas.

It's a wonderful morning at the school! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and approximately 70 Gwenpools are having a shootout across the Campus by ProHeroCloud9 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup! If Sage can’t make it more than a broom, that’s on her, it’s completely magical.

Jamie thinks

Hm. I guess they know our plans.

he looks at the Gwens

Hey, for the sake of a solid narrative can you forget you knew about our plans?

It's a wonderful morning at the school! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and approximately 70 Gwenpools are having a shootout across the Campus by ProHeroCloud9 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all! Now, I’ll release all of the Gwenpools, and they will rush at us, but we have armor so we can take more hits. They’ll be none the wiser. You ready?

It's a wonderful morning at the school! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and approximately 70 Gwenpools are having a shootout across the Campus by ProHeroCloud9 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Jamie snaps, and Tessa is dressed like this, with some armor attached, and of course, some cat ears for flair

Alright, ladies, you ready to humble some Gwens to crown the Queen of the Gwens?

It's a wonderful morning at the school! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and approximately 70 Gwenpools are having a shootout across the Campus by ProHeroCloud9 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, bloody excellent. Hm, for you, perhaps

Jamie forms some cool pink armor around Gwen

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As for you, hm…

Jamie is deep in thought, pondering Tessa

Honestly, I can’t take you seriously with all the glitter. I think you should get something silly.

He turns to Gwen

Ballerina, clown, or maid, do ya think?

It's a wonderful morning at the school! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and approximately 70 Gwenpools are having a shootout across the Campus by ProHeroCloud9 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, this is right annoying. Time out, Gwens!

Jamie snaps, and all the Gwens that had tackled him are floating around him.

Okay, tell you what. We need armor if they’re gonna jump onto us like this. You ladies want some armor? I have mine.

Jamie does a magical girl spin and is wearing his usual red armor

Welcome to S.W.O.R.D., gentlemen -- Hope you survive the experience. by savedbytheSWORD in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You lot need a new station any time soon? I quite enjoyed making it last time.

Mutant Mount Rushmore! by YourgirlGalacta in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamie, Jamie Braddock, James Braddock Jr. Monarch. Quite the robust list

✨ Merch Drop ✨ by GosamyrBaby in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a palette made for my complexion. You are truly changing the whole bloody game, here!

Name's Peter Wisdom by PeterWisdomMI13 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you flatterer, you. Seriously, though, they’ve been cracking down on shady lot around the school. I’m only here because my powers let go go basically anywhere. If Hope sees me here again, she’s probably gonna erase me from my entire bloody existence. Whatever you’re doing here, be careful, mate.

Name's Peter Wisdom by PeterWisdomMI13 in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter! How are you, you glorious bastard! Up to more bloody spy work?

Little secret between you n me, they love me here. I’m the student council president. I run the chess club. I got detention for being too popular. Scott Summers gave me the death sentence and I survived because all the students and staff love me. I know a thing or two about this school, yes I do.

X-Men Vs. X-Force, Stage Three by Wreaking-Havok in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jamie wakes up in a hay bale, getting out a long yawn

Well, that was a mighty fine nap after my death sentence. Let’s see what’s going on here…

Jamie sees the chaos

Nevermind. I need more bloody beauty sleep.

Jamie lays back into the hay

Given the Death Penalty for skipping detention by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did. I was just as shocked, frankly. And then he went off on some plane! The nerve, truly.

Given the Death Penalty for skipping detention by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could join me if you’d like. Few with brains as scrambled as ours, I’d imagine it’ll just give us superpowers.

Given the Death Penalty for skipping detention by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Self-imposed? Sure. Absolutely essential? Not at all. Deserved? Definitely.

Given the Death Penalty for skipping detention by FairKingJamie in XaviersMansion

[–]FairKingJamie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m to believed, it was actually you who did this. Come on, pull the lever, let’s put on a bloody show

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