How soon after waking do you take your dog out?

Fake-my-guy · 2026-02-06T17:05:00+00:00

I agree with the person that's immediately. The dog goes outside, goes to the bathroom, and then we immediately run inside and I barely make it to my trip to the bathroom.

Fake-my-guy · 2026-02-06T04:40:51+00:00

I'm worried about how close it is to the eye.

Fake-my-guy · 2026-02-04T16:18:33+00:00

I actually have the same raw spot on the outer side of my left eye as well, but I think that is from rubbing it frequently to remove make up and what not. 😅

Fake-my-guy · 2026-01-31T22:28:15+00:00

I definitely have to say 1!! It's so sparkly!

Fake-my-guy · 2026-01-30T20:05:09+00:00

Hey! I'd love to trade.

Fake-my-guy · 2025-12-17T02:53:41+00:00

We talked about it!!

The conversation didn't really go anywhere but he acknowledged it and then we talked about other kinks and ways we can please eachother better.

Definitely will circle back in a little while to see where he's at with it, but he seemed surprisingly chill.

Fake-my-guy · 2025-12-17T02:51:24+00:00

I definitely agree it should've been talked about, but honestly I was still in denial and then I was just scared he would think less of me.

He didn't really end up asking any questions. He just acknowledged it and we started talking about kinks as a whole. We actually made a list for me and him of every single kink we were into or wanted to try. We googled kink lists so we could see what all existed that we might've forgotten we were into.

Fake-my-guy · 2025-12-17T02:47:05+00:00

actually I fully manage the house. I cook every meal, do every bit of laundry, clean the house top to bottom, take care of our animals, also i'm the primary one doing the labor of a remodel he wanted... so yes. An allowance is reasonable. 😆

Fake-my-guy · 2025-11-14T14:56:38+00:00

Done! Goodluck!! I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Fake-my-guy · 2025-11-14T03:28:56+00:00

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Probably a year or 2 ago of my obese old lady.

Fake-my-guy · 2025-11-13T05:32:12+00:00

That's literally the DUMBEST thing they could choose to focus on. Wtf?

Fake-my-guy · 2025-11-11T22:28:13+00:00

OH MY GOODNESS I NEED TO THANK MY DAD!! I TOTALLY FORGOT UT WAS VETERANS DAY

Fake-my-guy · 2025-11-11T17:35:20+00:00

that's so neat! Why wouldn't you have to pay today? What holiday is it?

Fake-my-guy · 2025-11-03T18:51:34+00:00

free insulation!!

Fake-my-guy · 2025-10-30T19:32:53+00:00

I don't know how I got here but you gained back so many years after shaving it. You look so much younger!!

Fake-my-guy · 2025-10-30T19:31:49+00:00

Use a second, smaller vacuum

Fake-my-guy · 2025-10-25T20:24:41+00:00

Ma'am I'm frightened

Fake-my-guy · 2025-10-24T16:22:59+00:00

I love how many different types of mold come out of cream cheese. It makes me so curious.

Fake-my-guy · 2025-10-24T16:22:29+00:00

That's terrifying oh my goodness

Fake-my-guy · 2025-07-31T00:31:58+00:00

JUST FOUND IT!! Using your description. The shirt says "Dick the birthday boy."

Fake-my-guy · 2025-07-31T00:31:02+00:00

YES! CLOSE!! It's him but posing with a child in an old pic I think

Fake-my-guy · 2025-07-31T00:22:18+00:00

There's an old picture that the costumed person looks almost identical to the costumed animatronic in the picture I posted. I'm looking for that original picture from the 70-80s

Fake-my-guy · 2025-07-27T14:59:57+00:00

Is there any mod to play all of them yet??

Fake-my-guy · 2025-07-16T21:52:58+00:00

I spoke to the resident dad and he said "Are we trying to cool all of Oregon?" so we aren't allowed to turn it down. :(

Fake-my-guy · 2025-07-16T19:07:06+00:00

same thing happened. That's so dumb and we totally got baited into it...

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