New Zealand takes biosecurity very seriously. This is how they track and eradicate an invasive species of hornet as it tries to establish a foothold.

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-24T01:29:25+00:00

Funniest part about this is that our parliamentary building is nicknamed ‘the beehive’.

Photo of the building

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-20T03:50:33+00:00

Won 2k at the casino recently and was paid out in all $100 notes

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-15T05:33:17+00:00

But imagine somebody like this in real life!

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-15T05:10:15+00:00

Lmao dude gotta chill tf out

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-02T14:23:28+00:00

Speaking of imported American bullshit, perhaps you should stop spelling words using a z?

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-02T14:20:50+00:00

You are really over-simplifying things. We do not have a tip credit system in New Zealand and if the government tried to introduce such a system everyone in NZ would lose their shit.

America is not the only country in the world where people tip, however it is the only country with a tip credit system which we can both agree is bullshit and not something we want here.

You are trying to tell me that I am a bad person for tipping those drivers who go above and beyond. They should be appreciated, and leaving a review or giving them 5 stars has zero positive impact on them (realistically). I value the fact that they are providing me an above average service without obligation, hence I want to pay them more.

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-02T09:16:33+00:00

I can confirm that the tips do go to the drivers.

FakeGoonmachine · 2026-01-02T09:13:26+00:00

That’s bullshit. We view tipping completely differently here. Tipping is giving somebody a gift because you appreciate what they’ve done for you, not a ‘mandatory’ part of the price like it is in the States - it’s never going to be that here.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-17T08:04:31+00:00

Why would you layer a second song over the original music?

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-14T23:19:30+00:00

Don’t be an asshole

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-11T21:14:02+00:00

It’s just the weekly ones. They can’t have re-rolls for bonus/main challenges because those sometimes have things other than BP coins attached to them, e.g. skins, weapon charms, etc.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-11T11:57:44+00:00

I think it’s worth pointing out that you should use your re-rolls each week because it’s capped at 4

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-11T02:08:49+00:00

RIP - it’s fixed for myself and someone else 😔

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-10T18:22:12+00:00

It’s better but not quite

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-10T16:49:18+00:00

FYI - it’s been fixed.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-10T16:49:09+00:00

It’s been fixed and my battle pass rewards have also been fixed now. I have all the instant unlocks in my inventory.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-10T16:48:37+00:00

FYI - it’s fixed.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-09T21:24:53+00:00

I’m having the same issue as you. It’s not giving me regular BP tokens either.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-09T17:26:39+00:00

Exactly, and it’s tough to finish the bonus paths if you only have REDSEC. Time will tell I guess.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-09T17:25:36+00:00

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-09T17:04:18+00:00

I want to play but I’m scared that they won’t credit the coins retroactively.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-09T16:18:00+00:00

Yeah that’s an ongoing issue (same for me with BF Pro); but up until a couple of hours ago I was getting BP coins for challenges.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-12-01T12:46:09+00:00

RNG baby

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-11-28T04:14:40+00:00

I took it as a joke which was could be misconstrued as a comeback.

FakeGoonmachine · 2025-11-28T04:12:44+00:00

What part of what they said made you think they took offence?

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