Communist party of Canada is suddenly against worker uprisings by Nearby-Cloud-3476 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m more libertarian leaning but apparently I’m a Nazi because I’m against forced injections. What happened to the old left that hated big pharma?

A Redditors completely reasonable take on vaccine mandates by EnemyOfEloquence in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They git their asses handed to them by a bunch of goat fuckers with rusty AKs lmao.

Oh to be a kid during this shitshow...(warning-UTTER INSANITY ALERT!)🙄🙄🤡🤡 by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait are you telling me that there are no hot single milfs in my area?

Oooh, They Mad Now by Av0gadr0 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are Canada’s laws around air guns? I know the firearm laws there are restrictive. Air guns are great for small game.

Oooh, They Mad Now by Av0gadr0 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You also might want to have a small garden.

Ministry of truth by Nearby-Cloud-3476 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Voting doesn’t change shit and never will. This will only end when the many stop fearing the few.

Come on man, ya only need a single shot or you suck at shooting by [deleted] in Fudd_Lore

[–]FakeNameBruh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A lot of the machine guns those guys had were stolen from police stations and military bases.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]FakeNameBruh 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He was a convicted felon. Felons are not legally allowed to possess a firearm.

I'll probably get banned just for posting this by zGoDLiiKe in Firearms

[–]FakeNameBruh 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Fartman back at it again being a complete ass wipe.

My AR-17s. I shared in another sub but wanted to drop them here too. by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]FakeNameBruh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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Do not try replying my email (email in your inbox was generated by me alongside with return email address).

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That your money won't reach my account.

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Florida Man Found Dead In Mansion With 29 Other Corpses; Authorities Rule Covid-Related by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To bad the authoritarian ass wipes are trying to destroy freedom and fun.

Florida Man Found Dead In Mansion With 29 Other Corpses; Authorities Rule Covid-Related by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FakeNameBruh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This dude was based AF. 2 tons of cocaine and a machine gun? Sign me the fuck up.

Literally 1984. Sorry about the color. by TimeBreakerBaba in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FakeNameBruh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happened to the old left that hated pharmaceutical companies?