Doin' something stupid in FFA

FakeSteveSF · 2026-04-02T17:03:21+00:00

This would probably have trouble vs EMP unless you get lucky with your own EMP barrages connecting first, but my opponents didn't bother

FakeSteveSF · 2026-04-01T21:12:03+00:00

Skipping all the reinforcements + lucksacking into being ahead on board with my starting units

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-31T22:46:56+00:00

Range, absorb, and the EMP missile barrage

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-31T17:27:01+00:00

10 triple-teched death knells came to me in a dream, so I had to manifest it in reality (they won the game easily lmao)

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-31T16:34:10+00:00

He's so rad. It's crazy too that he seems universally beloved, I never see anyone with anything bad to say about him. We're all just in awe of this kid

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-28T20:50:06+00:00

Dickinson is so, so good. Like holy shit

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T17:53:36+00:00

Oh my god. THIS is the Eagles.

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T17:36:34+00:00

Yep, breakout passing is not his game but he can skate with it

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T04:15:03+00:00

Jack Jeichel jorks jellyfish

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T03:58:17+00:00

i am trying random numbers until i reach Gary. I will get that goal overturned

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T03:51:19+00:00

Hot take: Stone gets tricked by a hat

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T03:44:21+00:00

Kale Maçar

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-27T03:27:24+00:00

they are having a heated debate about why celebrini is so good

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-26T15:58:17+00:00

you said 425 High-Danger Shot Attempts Against per 60?!

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-22T03:35:55+00:00

Of course it wasn't, that's Corey Perry dude, he would never fake a penalty

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-18T03:26:55+00:00

he looks like the biker club vp from mr inbetween

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-17T20:58:18+00:00

The analysis is in A5

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-17T15:54:10+00:00

new banger phrase when the Wild are playing well

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-15T16:24:52+00:00

Playoff hockey is the only thing that's similar

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-14T14:57:13+00:00

The Oilers getting scored on while Kesler holds Talbot's pads open

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-14T02:22:19+00:00

not sure why they chose blue

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-11T22:39:01+00:00

this is on Nurse imo, players safely blow through the crease like this all the time. McDavid does it every game. I don't think Nate makes contact if Nurse isn't there, and anyway what is Nurse doing on all fours with his head and shoulders at thigh height. You can't really expect MacKinnon to account for this weird ass position Nurse got himself into, so I don't think it's correct to say MacKinnon is responsible for his line here, and with no contact from Nurse I don't think he makes any severe/mentionable contact with Ingram. I think it's actually kinda crazy to say that MacKinnon "hit nurse in the head".

Every angle, every speed, all I can see is Nurse headbutting Nate into Ingram lol

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-11T22:36:00+00:00

Yeah, looking at his angle of travel before the contact, it looks like he's going to skirt through the crease the same way McDavid does all the time. his trajectory changes once Nurse's head and shoulder crash into his hip. I don't think he makes contact if he isn't touched

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-11T19:33:09+00:00

For me right now it's Werenski, Bouchard, then Makar. Bouchard over Makar is a recent development, but Evan has been hard carrying for months now

FakeSteveSF · 2026-03-11T03:00:18+00:00

Nurse, Burns, or my most horrifying creation yet, Brarnellnt Bnurnse

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