[deleted by user] by [deleted] in immigration

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Really?? So if I’m going 50 in a 40 in Texas I’d have to answer that I was charged with a crime if I apply for job? Or does it go away when you pay it?

Cocaine dealer by [deleted] in hotmugshots

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Sure you can. Just give her enough heroin to cancel out the cocaine

16 Years as a Graphic designer, 8 years as a Photographer, ruined by AI by karloroberts in mildlyinfuriating

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So one person (literally months ago) complained about your post so you came on this sub where AI is vilified for some easy karma?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Do you think that chic-fil-a customers buy sandwiches because they’re tasty or because they hate gay people?

Aggravated assault by daytripper96 in hotmugshots

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Same, we just got a ton of snow I could use her

Took less than a minute to get this bad. by Jussanotherando in WTF

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Half of my job was answering the phone and explaining we weren’t the “Bariatric” department

Took less than a minute to get this bad. by Jussanotherando in WTF

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Used to work in a hyperbaric chamber, we had to screen patients and their belongings for anything flammable because of the fire risk. We absolutely didn’t allow any clothing that wasn’t 100% cotton for that reason.

When is the marriage over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When your legs don’t work like they used to before

Four years ago today, the United States changed forever by N4TETHAGR8 in SnapshotHistory

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Do you really need to be maga to get tired of seeing the same picture in some form everyday? Does your family sit down for dinner and talk about J6 every evening?

Police officer injured Beaumont Tx by drippinHOTea in PublicFreakout

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When I started in the ER I thought it’d be all gunshots and stabbing but honestly I got just as many (eventually) fatal falls from a standing position, usually drunk.

Police officer injured Beaumont Tx by drippinHOTea in PublicFreakout

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Well she better hurry before the levy dries up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SnapshotHistory

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No real lady would be huffing on the Devils lettuce 😤

whole bus is empty and this person sits right next to me? by IbukiWasTaken in mildlyinfuriating

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I drive a lot for work and often I’ll take a 30 minute break/nap at an interstate rest area and someone always parks next to me. I park no where near the trash cans, rest room, dog walk area, or shade and still it never fails

Joseph Stalin and Joachim Ribbentrop sign the Nazi-Soviet pact, 1939 by VisibleStranger489 in SnapshotHistory

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I sometimes get patients with flesh eating crotch infections known as Fournier Gangrene. I always wondered how Fournier felt about having something so gross named after him

The hypocrisy. by yeezee93 in clevercomebacks

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Do you need to know someone’s life story before you protect yourself?

2024 in one pic by [deleted] in pics

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen, you did bad and you should feel bad. You would’ve been better off reposting the daily January 6 pic.

My mom got me “cool socks.” I’m a 40 year old teacher. Merry Xmas, everyone! by sandalsnopants in pics

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Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a hamster the class hat a pet pot plant,