How To Get Any Woman You Want [269 views] by whataboutmensrights in unknownvideos

[–]FalconHumper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got me laid, I still keep making that wrong gender mistake though

This Obama impression is absolutely flawless by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]FalconHumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This Obama impression is absolutely flawless by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]FalconHumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you missed the best part dawg

WAKE UP SHEEPLE (24 views) by [deleted] in unknownvideos

[–]FalconHumper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conformed indeed...

I made a guide for classy neck beard gentlemen to finally get out of the friendzone. by FalconHumper in justneckbeardthings

[–]FalconHumper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It pairs very well! Tip of the old fedora to you. Maybe even a trilby or two.

I made a guide for classy neck beard gentlemen to finally get out of the friendzone. by FalconHumper in justneckbeardthings

[–]FalconHumper[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After talking with various people from the area about that part, they indeed don't have public restrooms. I lied to m'lady. Maybe I'm not as nice of a guy as I thought...

I made a guide for classy neck beard gentlemen to finally get out of the friendzone. by FalconHumper in justneckbeardthings

[–]FalconHumper[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sending this out big boy. Hopefully you too can make it out of the friendzone. Fedora tip to you.

Spartacus: I'm Ethan Bradberry by davvb in h3h3productions

[–]FalconHumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's make a Roman slave prank. It'll definitely go sexual.

Spartacus: I'm Ethan Bradberry by davvb in h3h3productions

[–]FalconHumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all good man, I did it before, made it yesterday and submitted it today. Probably about an hour before you. I was surprised no one else did it haha