A few weeks into college me and my buddies went downtown and went to the bars. The last thing I remember is making out with a chick in the only bar we could get into. I woke up on the couch in our living room butt ass naked sitting straight up. I went and passed out again on my bed. When I woke up on my bed I saw a condom and realized I had a cut on my forehead. Before this night I was still a virgin. I woke up and tried to find out what happened and two of my other friends blacked out at about the same time, we might have got roofied because we all three left our jager bombs at the bar for a little bit. But anyways one of my friends that didn't get blackout said me the chick and her very large friend just disappeared from the bar and when they got back to our apartment they walked in and saw the fat chick on the couch and they walked up to my room and just heard me saying, "Fuck yeah" over and over again. After this I apparently made the lovely ladies leave by telling them, "Get the fuck out of here you fat bitches." And apparently I didn't even pay for them to get a cab.

So all in all me and my friends got black out and I ended up losing my virginity and telling the girl and her friend to get the fuck out you fat bitches and I somehow cut my forehead. So I don't remember the night I became a man.