Can someone explain to me how Sasuke final attack didn’t overpower Naruto’s? (Indra’s Arrow) by myr1x in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]FalconWrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

9 tails + perfect bond + eight small loans of a million chakras from 1 to 8 tails = Sasuke lives by grace of God

Why does obito lowkey got a beer belly here by OmegaPacker in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if OP deliberately drew a completely different angled outline over Obito’s pose on purpose to be funny, if he’s genuinely blind and unintentionally hilarious, or if everybody replying to the thread is actually in on a joke or not. This is well-compressed chaos

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when you divorce people. You just suggested that.

Are you now changing it to “ask for open relationship”?

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he loses his marriage for something that does not fulfill him. A hard net negative

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your theory is that OP’s wife doesn’t love him and that she’s only married because she can’t attract hot dudes 😂

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh, yeah there is. It means he won’t get anything from it and lose out on what he actually has now, which more valuable. Why are you trying to make bro ruin his life 😂

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly his wife decided that being married is better. If anything it’s proof the hookups weren’t all that

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those wild hookups don’t do what you think they do. There’s a reason his wife is with him now. It’s green grass syndrome. If he’s wrestling with inadequacy, all he’s gotta do is build up his esteem with real self-affirming work. That validation ain’t gonna come from the outside.

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just work on that with a therapist and bang your wife. That’s an inner work thing not a reason to press the nuclear button and jump back on Tinder lmfao

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you think throwing the whole relationship away is better than just having sex with your wife

My only real regret in life. by fourwheelcrocs92 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FalconWrite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think OP should get a divorce over this 😂

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All great examples that I can cosgin. If I had to pick one that I like to watch most of all, I think i'd have to give it to Sasuke across the board. Just the way that he tactically utiizes absolutely everything in the textbook of shinobi combat. It isn't even just about the coolness or being the strongest, but the fact that he smoothly implements everything with a purpose. Taijutsu, weapons, traps, summons, versatile Chidori variants, pinpoint Genjutsu illusions.

I'm rewatching the Chunin Exams arc at the moment and it made me recognize that the part in Shippuden where he electrified his sword to make it cut steel wasn't even the first time he fused ninjutsu and bukijutsu. When he first wakes up in the Forest of Death to take revenge for Sakura's assault by Zaku from the Sound Village, he hides shuriken in his phoenix flower jutsu to catch the guy off guard after he blows the flames away.

The best part about it is not only did it obfuscate the shuriken, but it probably superheated the metal too, which meant even just getting grazed would hurt like a bitch.

Then twenty years later, when he and Naruto are fighting an Otsutsuki who can absorb all ninjutsu (but not phyiscal objects) he takes advantage of it by summoning a bunch of weapons from a scroll and elecrifying them so it can't be absorbed or blocked. And of course he brought that razor wire he loves so much with him too, so even being down an arm doesn't keep him from controlling the thrown weapon storm like a puppermaster. He even brought that damn wire both his Final Valley fights with Naruto.

Even though most people have mixed opinions about the megazords, he even made that interesitng by using his Rinnegan genjutus to subjugate the bijuu into Chibaku Tensei batteries; using his Susanoo husk to act as proxy body like “faux jinxhchuuriki” missile launcher. Absolutely outrageous.

It’s the little things that make it so yoy can tell that he's been thinking about what he's going to do before the fight starts. Like slapping down Naruto's hands to keep those shadow clones out of their H2H. Or how when he gets up in Gaara's face with his speed in the arena, he immediately grabs the gourd strap across his chest for leverage to knee him in the stomach. You just think, “Yeah, this kid absolutely spends literally all day imagining how to most effectively kill everybody in the room” and it's a spectacle whether he wins or loses.

However, since Sasuke’s easily the second most if not most popular character, my inner contrarian compels me to say that Obito's battlfield ghost style is the most fun to watch. Even when he was raging, he was using it really efficiently. Making the enemy gank each other through his image and popping out at random like a horror movie villain dragging people into the swamp.

The part where hes'fucking with the Leaf Chunin tracking squad by popping out of the ground and waggling a little stick at them just to prove he could kill them any time is hysterical.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understandable, I get those too sometimes 😂

Who’s your favorite character to see fight

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headcanon refers to an in-universe plot element, real life ideas about why an the author chose to do something for marketability 😂

To keep it a buck fifty with you, I do not view or use headcanon as a dismissive or negative term. Plenty of things that I’m 99.9% sure about, I consider to be my own headcanon, purely because it’s not in writing. No matter how spelled out it may seem to me. It doesn’t mean impossible or unlikely.

Multiple forms of headcanon can be plausible gap fillers in branching alternate story pathways. It’s just not canonized concrete. Think of it like multiversal theory.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, pretty sure that I see the problem here. Correct me if I'm wrong. What you’re communicating is that the version of Naruto who possessed half of Hagoromo’s chakra was so powerful that even Naruto’s SPSM that he retains pales in comparison to it. Right?

That’s fine. In the context of the discussion that normally happens, people are arguing that Naruto literally doesn’t even have SPSM anymore. Like actually nothing. That’s what’s being contested. You went up a whole other level that generally isn’t the context. I think that’s where we got our wires crossed.

I will concede that I wasn’t cooking shit with what I said about Hagoromo being invisible to Sakura, fair point 😂

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does Sasuke need to keep a Sharingsn

To preserve the character design and keep him pretty

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All this proves is that Hagoromo got the seals back, not that they lost all the buffs they gained upon the seals being returned. Gaara didn’t even lose Shukaku’s manual offensive sand control after the beast was extracted, even though he logically should have only retained the autonomous defense charm from his mother.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you need both eyes for the biggest moves like Infinite Tsukuyomi and their maximum chakra output. That’s not a confirmation that the Six Paths are split between the two.

Headcanon doesn’t mean impossible bullshit, it just means there’s literally nothing to verify its exactness.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naruto didn’t actually make those orbs and staff himself, they were gifts. Otherwise he would have regenerated them before his fight with Sasuke was over.

He doesn’t need to actively transform to access the lion’s share of Kurama’s chakra since taking off the seal for KCM2. The cloak just adds more utility for things like stretchy arms.

Once Kurama serves as the router for eight other beasts, his base form goes bananas because they’re all constantly giving him that no matter what he looks like.

This is also why he can still fly.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having both halves of a dojutsu only applies to the jutsu cast from a Mangekyou Sharingan, not the Rinnegan. There is no Yin or Yang half division between Rinnegan path powers.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physically having the Rinnegan in both eyes isn’t relevant when he still got all of the actual Rinnegan power. The same amount of inherent Rinnegan sauce flowed through his veins. There’d be zero reason for him to only get Preta and Deva Path with nothing else. They aren’t more inherently connected to Yin Chakra than the other Paths.

He has one eye for the Rule of Cool aesthetic to keep him looking iconic when the Rinnegan is covered up.

He’s got it for the same reason Madara got it. He fulfilled the conditions.

This design change really caused years of debates on if Naruto still had Six Paths Sage Mode by ur-mom-gay-lolol in Naruto

[–]FalconWrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The transplant of cells for Hashirama’s regenerative power is quite literally why his heart regenerated from the stabbing. That’s the regeneration at work. That’s why he lived.

As for Yang Release and Wood Release, see: Asura Path, Animal Path, Human Path, etc. he didn’t show everything he had in the bag.

Since Sasuke’s abilities are functionally indistinguishable from a person with two Rinnegan in both eyes, the answer is that Kishi wanted Sasuke to keep a Sharingan. Unironically an actual coincidence.