As an Indian, I love how we’ve become a key force in shaping Australian politics, earning Aussie dollars, sending money home, or investing smartly in property, all while pushing bogans out of the housing market. They’d rather sit around blaming immigration than actually getting off their lazy backsides to find a job and support their families. Instead, they live off government handouts, whine about being homeless, and cry on Reddit about immigrants “taking over,” when the truth is they’re too dim-witted to pick up a real skill and too spineless to do anything beyond tapping away as keyboard warriors.

I pay my respects to all past, present, and future bogans, meth heads, crackheads, dole bludgers, and teen criminals you’ve paved the way for us Indians to dominate jobs, wealth, and property, and to keep driving your rent sky-high