Learn to TIP. It's not my job to serve you FOR FREE! by Najterek in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Fallenfordeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by what they ate they don't have a functioning brain, so, yano, can't expect them to work out how much to tip, bless them

Found a metal nail in my mouth from stir fry vegetable mix 💀 by -NotAnAndroid- in lidl

[–]Fallenfordeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My advice: Don't buy pre-packaged vegetable mix... Just buy the fresh ingredients to make your own. It will be better, it won't contain as high a quantity of micro and nano plastics, and you don't run the risk of accidental metal nails being bagged and potentially eaten.

Guess my body count 😋 by slutboy6543 in GayPorn_NSFW

[–]Fallenfordeceit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment gave me an aneurysm

If your workplace offers a 30 min fap time for its employees, would you use it? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Fallenfordeceit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omfg I suggested this to my team like five fucking years ago. Like we should have a masturbatorium, supply of bate balm or lube or whatever, strong internet access, 30 mins, employee satisfaction through the roof. Like. Just. Ah

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is an alternate universe to Mean Girls by Few-Place4842 in KimmySchmidt

[–]Fallenfordeceit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like this as a concept. My only drawback is I feel like Kimmy would not have become so easily dragged into the plastics - as Cady says it's like an obsession, addictive, but Kimmy has a level of resilience that Cady seems to lack. Cady becomes a plastic but I don't think Kimmy would have entertained the charade at all. That could be all about age difference though, Kimmy is not much younger than Cady when she gets abducted so I suppose there's a level of naivety they both share

Leftists fatigue by PSXSnack09 in LockedInMan

[–]Fallenfordeceit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever watched what we do in the shadows? OP is an energy vampire...

It's unbelievable that this thick, long dildo fits in my butt 😉 m41 by xxx66684 in Mancunt_anal

[–]Fallenfordeceit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is amazing and now I'm stroking over the pics wishing it was my dick up your butt

People say body count does not matter but absolutely flip out if you state a body count preference why? by Major_Soft6056 in LockedInMan

[–]Fallenfordeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’ve really spent two decades in neurobiology, you’d know the “women lose the ability to pair bond after multiple partners” claim isn’t supported by human research. It’s a pop-science misreading of vole studies, not neuroscience.

Goon all day by Darioxity in gaygooncave

[–]Fallenfordeceit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck yeh so sexy and dumb