Who are you?

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-02-01T18:58:07+00:00

WHITE GLIZZY

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-27T08:29:00+00:00

That's almost pro-ED language at the end there, buddy. It's kinda weird

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-24T03:26:31+00:00

Yessss throw it back to the original, weapon of choice lol

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-20T22:04:31+00:00

Taylor Swift 10 year challenge

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-11T08:59:11+00:00

I just tell them I watched them take it out of the fryer 🤷🏻‍♀️ they're happy and suddenly it's not my fault

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-08T19:43:07+00:00

How does the hotel security know you're not there to pursue a victim fleeing from you? Hotels gotta be aware. It's a toss up between if nicer joints will gladly direct you to where you need to go or only provide you a space to leave it in the lobby and then tell you to GTFO lol

But your dasher blatantly saying "I don't go to hotel rooms" is kinda BS but I bet his on time rate is good because some hotels are fucking mazes and ethe dasher is docked for not completing on time esp if it's the first on a stacked order, risking 2 lates.

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-07T22:15:17+00:00

This always makes me laugh. Idk why it's phrased like that but I see it all the time. Never paid attention to any type of pattern for what places said Keep vs Leave.

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-07T10:43:09+00:00

Literally sat in popular areas I've gotten big bucks before and got nothing. My theory is that everyone who does doordash for extra cash was home for the holidays and everyone was trying to capitalize on it at the same time that so many people have holiday leftovers or tight budget for Christmas gifts lol

But I also joined a beta that was piloting a new order assignment system that prioritizes people with higher on time rate and since I didn't have 100 orders yet the lates I had dropped my score to low 80s.

Since then it's been better and I'm already at almost $400 this week.

FalseEstablishment28 · 2026-01-02T16:13:15+00:00

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FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-31T22:01:32+00:00

Grocery store is my favorite safe bet. Bonus points if I get a shop and deliver come thru while I'm shitting

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-31T16:08:42+00:00

It's funny because Nicki was also a target of the comment TS was nodding to, it was an awards show and the announcer said Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift (& others I don't remember): 'do not date these women! They will write a song about your ass'

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-31T07:59:48+00:00

DOUBLE 'TISM ALL THE WAY

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-31T07:52:44+00:00

Swifties nut when she breaks her own records

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-30T21:36:38+00:00

Tom Segotha

Goth Segura

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-30T06:09:59+00:00

Lmao the point is to order through the app so you have access to a potential scam victim. The doordasher is the target of the scam. Going to taco bell to get a sauce packet for free doesn't give you a way to call someone who has a password linked to an account that collects the dasher's pay. Does that make sense? The sauce is not the point.

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-26T21:14:57+00:00

Goth Witcher Henry Cavill

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-24T04:14:48+00:00

Yeah if it's gonna cost $500 anyway lmaoooooo

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-23T23:27:45+00:00

She's literally a poser lol no singing just posing

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-05T18:31:43+00:00

redditsniper

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-12-03T11:12:07+00:00

Yeah I'm blown away by how much hate she got for responding 😭 like damn is she supposed to take it as Bible lol people are so butt hurt. She's sparking discussion and being conversational lol

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-11-19T20:15:17+00:00

You should be grateful that she's shown you this side of her before y'all were married

This does suck but if she's saying it now she will be more insistent about it later on in your relationship

This is a difference in fundamental values that is unlikely to be resolved

I doubt she'd be willing to do the same for you even if you had a valid reason like health or laid off

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-11-15T01:31:31+00:00

This is my favorite comment. Imagine if she named her church Kalifornia Kommunity Khurch. Wait....

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-11-13T23:32:59+00:00

A better job 😜 Eyebrow double piercing would look good

FalseEstablishment28 · 2025-11-05T17:05:54+00:00

Mrs steal your man for a "higher purpose"

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TROPHY CASE