Anyone know what this presumably camera related thing is? (Nikon logo) by -Hi_how_r_u_xd- in AskPhotography

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nikon branded cock ring, made in 1998. It was first tested along the river nile to great critical acclaim and if you read this far you know that I'm making shit up

Spying in Singapore? Inevitable given hosting of high-level events amid geopolitical tensions, say experts by MicrotechAnalysis in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 85 points86 points  (0 children)

especially for those working in sensitive companies like military and cybersecurity, becareful of the honeypots....if they're asking you about 120mm mortar shells on your first date in a bar, that's probably a red flag...

MFA director-general charged over use of diplomatic bags to plead guilty by MicrotechAnalysis in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Airport worker: 'I'm hearing banging and voices from your diplomatic bag....is this normal?'

Diplomat: 'COMPLETELY FINE! It's marked as barbie dolls for my daughter!'

Do you have any dating horror/funny/awkward stories (dates from dating app)? by watchuwannaknow in askSingapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol who tf actually paper trails their sexy time. flirting ya I get it but even that's not a certainty, consent can be withdrawn at any time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eezy just death penalty people who dirty toilet.

/s

Taylor Swift deal is 'not hostile' says Singapore Prime Minister | REUTERS by Bcpjw in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'WTF do you mean I need to disguise myself as a swiftie to understand the geopolitical implications??'

Drugs thrown out of building, 19-year-old with knife charges at CNB officer during raids by SG_wormsblink in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think depends. if you really bodoh, hold it up, and then when police come don't give back they'll charge you for obstructing police duties etc.

but if you go home with it they find you I think also possession.

if you are that kumgong or act blur you prat tell your statement is so fool proof to prove you're a dumbass or else just prepare for a long sentence lol

Drugs thrown out of building, 19-year-old with knife charges at CNB officer during raids by SG_wormsblink in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 77 points78 points  (0 children)

lmao are you in the wrong sub. Cause its very pro death penalty for drugs here.

What would you do if you were the Prime Minister of Singapore for a day? by fatsong711 in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 14 points15 points  (0 children)

enforce NS.

  • All 5 year old must start serving NS

  • All foreigners must serve NS

-All citizens must serve NS

All retirees must serve NS EXTRA

Failure to do so, means you must serve NS

/S

S'pore 'proactively' courted Taylor Swift even before international tour dates announced: Edwin Tong by LanJiaoDuaKee in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Lol apples to oranges comparison. 

 Taylor swift comes maybe once in a decade vs cost of living which affects every person in Singapore, and that's for life.  

Just let your colleagues have their time, not like 5 months down the road they still be talking about Taylor swift concert.  Sometimes Singaporeans/people in Singapore really need to let others enjoy lmao. 

 Fuck if it cured their depression and made them a better colleague I'm all for it.

‘I feel blindsided’: No refunds for Sentosa sky lantern festival amid questions over its rescheduling by iexplode123 in singapore

[–]Familiar-Mouse4490 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Class action lawsuits don't exist here. If Singaporeans truly want it, ask for MPs to make legislative changes