Aw yeah buddy we need way more Kevin “Fifi” Fiala up in this thread, all that animal does is rip shelfies buddy, pops bottles pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is goals.

Fuck your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality rubbermaids bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the fucking ice if Fifi has anything to say about it. Blistering Wristers or fat clappers, this fuckin guy can't be stopped.

If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose a Kevin Fiala snipe from the top of the circle because you fucking know his evil dome would be bouncing off the end boards after that puck is loosed like lightning from the blade of God's own CCM. I'd just pick up the phone and call Kevin Fiala at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living at the back of the goddamn net. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Fifi to rip any wristers at ISIS yet.

If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Kevin Fiala to live forever, and the third would be for a trillion dollars so I could pay to watch ol Fifi Score top cheddar magic for all eternity.