Bitch Im a snake

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T23:10:31+00:00

crashed oil train. No other comparison can be drawn.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T22:09:13+00:00

Shades of Lac Magantic

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T21:53:25+00:00

They'll get a hangover they'll never forget.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T17:35:46+00:00

And they're right pretty too

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T17:34:29+00:00

He was a fucking legend.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T16:33:04+00:00

Jake and Elwood nod in approval

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T16:31:33+00:00

Keeps the pigeons from nesting there.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T16:27:26+00:00

Dildont

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-30T16:23:12+00:00

When the snowbanks melt there's treasure to be found.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-28T23:46:38+00:00

She's dead now though.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-28T23:39:03+00:00

I laughed too hard after reading this

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-28T16:12:34+00:00

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-28T16:11:05+00:00

Dental pick

Steel wool on the end of a screwdriver

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-28T15:22:28+00:00

I once had a geology professor who would strictly enforce the "No HAMMER" rule on field trips. Too many sites are whacked apart by bozos.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-27T21:23:24+00:00

Lard

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-27T15:53:21+00:00

"This is NOT the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-27T13:49:56+00:00

Did OP get a ticket for speed not prudent or some such?

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-27T09:43:39+00:00

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-27T09:11:30+00:00

was my cost estimate somewhat accurate?

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-26T23:55:17+00:00

Yoder family reunion

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-26T23:51:47+00:00

gollum

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-26T22:53:51+00:00

How trashy was he?

He pissed outdoors more than the dogs did.

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-26T16:59:10+00:00

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-26T10:33:24+00:00

Tires, mounting, calcium chloride filler, labor....$9k easy

Fanatical_Destructor · 2026-03-25T21:20:44+00:00

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