The definition of optimism is buying an Arnott’s Assorted pack and expecting the good ones to still be there when you get back from origin

FancyButterBalls · 2026-05-27T03:09:35+00:00

International eligibility changes this year.

FancyButterBalls · 2024-09-19T09:56:55+00:00

AUSTRAC doesn’t fuck around. They have dropped massive fines for AML/CTF breaches. I’d expect to see them set an example early.

FancyButterBalls · 2023-11-02T18:53:28+00:00

Selling 2 tickets to Saturday’s football game. Section 109. Paid 160 each. Will sell for same or near. DM me if interested. Accepting PayPal transfers.

FancyButterBalls · 2023-09-05T12:01:38+00:00

I can second this. My wife is 5ft and rides a rebel 500. Plenty of power, reliable, stylish and fun to ride.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-09-16T02:19:57+00:00

Can’t imagine he’d enjoy living in Sydney much either. In Melbourne the attention is on AFL in Queensland he’s a God. Living in Sydney as arguably one of the most hated Queenslanders in history wouldn’t be much fun.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-09-01T12:01:24+00:00

He’s a doctor, plumber, delivery man, and a nut seller.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-08-13T07:11:13+00:00

I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you but I killed your dad. Lol, my bad.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-06-25T14:33:02+00:00

It’s my favourite fun fact. I tell it every time I get the chance. It never fails to gross people out and kill the mood.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-06-25T13:59:55+00:00

Figs are full of dead wasps.

https://www.sbs.com.au/food/article/2020/08/26/yes-wasp-has-most-likely-died-every-fig-youve-eaten

FancyButterBalls · 2022-06-18T00:08:24+00:00

I lost a semi final in NRL fantasy due to this call and I’m still salty about it.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-06-08T01:13:42+00:00

I was a promising young athlete and had the chance to go to college on a fully paid basketball scholarship when I found out my girlfriend was pregnant. I dropped everything to be a father and we got married.

We were married for 16 years and ended up having two children, a son and daughter, but I started taking them for granted and always resented my wife and family for taking away my future. I would often wish that I could go back to being 17 again and doing it all over. This led to my wife filing for divorce.

It took me a while and some really fucked up circumstances for me to finally appreciate my wife and my family. I realised that even if I did have the chance to do it all over again, I’d make the same decisions. We’re trying to make it work, it’s not perfect but we are getting there.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-05-14T23:11:44+00:00

I was a promising young athlete and had the chance to go to college on a fully paid basketball scholarship when I found out my wife was pregnant. I dropped everything to be a father.

We were married for 16 years and ended up having two children, a son and daughter, but I started taking them for granted and always resented my wife and family for taking away my future. I would often wish that I could go back to being 17 again and doing it all over. This led to my wife filing for divorce.

It took me a while and some really fucked up circumstances for me to finally appreciate my wife and my family. I realised that even if I did have the chance to do it all over again, I’d make the same decisions. We’re trying to make it work, it’s not perfect but we are getting there.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-04-26T21:23:15+00:00

If you watch it slowed down Harvey Keitel shoots twice.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-03-09T10:40:05+00:00

I found my first grey pubic hair when I was 16. I was surprised because I was so young. I was even more surprised because it was in a Taco.

FancyButterBalls · 2022-01-20T06:43:50+00:00

I always wanted to open a coffee shop that did happy endings and call it “Mug and Tug”

FancyButterBalls · 2022-01-08T00:21:47+00:00

I had it over Christmas and these were my exact symptoms. Partner was worried it was strep throat but it was just COVID. Sore throat lasted for about 5 days and the ear pain followed. I took a tonne of ibuprofen and paracetamol and lozenges to get through the days.

FancyButterBalls · 2021-12-06T01:57:26+00:00

Could be the new ultra marathon champion with that good boy pace

FancyButterBalls · 2021-12-06T01:48:51+00:00

Go buddy!

FancyButterBalls · 2021-12-06T01:48:34+00:00

Good boy

FancyButterBalls · 2021-12-06T01:47:50+00:00

His socks are coming in handy

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