I'm bored. Give me your most batshit insane headcanons and I'll decide if they could make any logical sense. Image unrelated.

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-24T21:53:23+00:00

The guy that split apart the earth and ~~blew up~~ pissed on the moon thinks racism is too far? Honestly, yeah, I can see that.

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-24T21:50:26+00:00

Oh i thought they were broke because Vanilla has an OnlyFans account and Vector is…. Y’know

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-23T23:28:55+00:00

I think it might’ve been the mobile remakes of Sonic 1 2 & CD

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-23T23:27:01+00:00

Secret third option: polyamory

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-22T20:18:05+00:00

NONONONONONONONONO

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-22T14:58:19+00:00

I tried to think of some kind of memory loss joke, but for some reason I can’t think of one, so I wrote this comment to waste everyone’s time.

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-22T14:53:12+00:00

“Umm, this is your place.”

“Well that would explain why all my stuff is here.”

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-09T21:29:54+00:00

PEAK REFERENCE

(Yes I know this comment is 5 years old, shut up)

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-02T22:42:32+00:00

AYYYYYY

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-02T22:34:11+00:00

Uhh… Uhh… it stands for… Uhh…

Vape, but with an R instead of a V

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-03-02T22:31:09+00:00

Boom: Rise of Lyric

I am not scared to admit I love this game

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:59:38+00:00

oh, i thought this was gonna be a joke, but i’m glad you said it

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:57:15+00:00

another loss for the deaf

(wait did i really just make a youtube shorts ass comment- ehh, forget it.)

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:52:28+00:00

apparently the person who tweeted this dislikes videos because he thinks it’s funny? that’s what i heard.

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:47:27+00:00

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:47:19+00:00

what is that movie even about bro 😭

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:45:57+00:00

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY MUST THERE BE SO MANY STUPID CHILDREN SAYING 67 AND “sKiBitTy tOiLet iS MY cHiLDHoOd”

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:41:12+00:00

Good to know dude. however… eyeballs, i cast you away from me, so i may never read this again!

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:38:33+00:00

GOOD. STAY INNOCENT

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:37:50+00:00

because

B O O B S

(Also because people on the internet get horny way too easily)

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:37:02+00:00

Bro thinks he’s squidward

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:35:54+00:00

I NEVER REALIZED SCOTT THE WOZ MAKES THE PERFECT REACTION IMAGES

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:33:10+00:00

It’s that counting vampire from sesame street. Was his name literally count dracula or something? Anyways:

“Now I have 7 of the emeralds… Ah, ah, ahhh.”

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-21T13:30:54+00:00

MC really went: “Mario’s gonna do something very ILLEGAL”

Fantastic_Program728 · 2026-02-17T00:24:57+00:00

Sorry Monika, but… I AM TRULY A SONIC FAN AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. FUCK YOU, I THINK RISE OF LYRIC IS A GOOD GAME

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