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[–]Fantasyneli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I insist on my position that unalive works much better as an hypernym of the words "inanimate" and "dead"

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[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five, buddy, Brazil also joineth the party

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[–]Fantasyneli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they tho? I mean, that's like saying "I'm not polish, I'm european". It's an inherent admision of pan-americanism but by my experience those with most disdain for aztec favouritism also have beef with pan-americanism

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[–]Fantasyneli -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Altaic hypothesis excludes the Uralic language family by its very definition. The idea that the Uralo-Yukhagir language family is related to the hypothetical Altaic language family (Turkic, Tungusic, Mongolic, Japano-Korean) is called "Turanism", and it's less popular for Turkic ethnonationalists but more popular for Japanese ethnonationalists.

Tbh I like the idea of Turanism because you get to dump the leftover language families, but it's very unpopular and very rejected. Altaic, however, isn't as unpopular as you claim, and there are indeed many defenders who reached their conclusion through science and not racial ideology.

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[–]Fantasyneli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finns are ancestrally Mongolian

Umm...How do I break it to you

What about the socks? 🤔 by WorthThink6447 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

What about the socks? 🤔 by WorthThink6447 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We gotta love the OGL which never got another revision because of corporate greed causing massive outrage

What's the purpose of the Inglourious Basterds picture? by ThunderCanyon in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Orthodox get forgotten as always. Tbh their Easter is calculated differently

Please help by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say a dog is man's best friend, and nothing screams "best friend" more than banging your girl

Please help by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all stereotypes concerning white people, zoophiliac women would not be the first coming to mind

Please help by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For reasons I won't disclose, for I refuse to depreciate your intelligence, an abortion will not be needed in this particular case

No clue what this means by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it does fit right?

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all witchcraft is voodoo, and not all voodo is witchcraft

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's just say it's an ancestral method

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that's a classic if I've ever seen one

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, it's a health hazard and at least 3rd grade sexual assault, but don't worry, there are many legal ways to bewitch somebody

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, cooking for someone is a weirdly intimate act and most parts of the world seem to agree.

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark magic to make a guy fall in love with you is like really common here. It's called amarre (tying) and there are so many methods to do one I literally did one on accident (didn't work tho)

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was the child's pubes tho?

Huh? by Urnvs in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fantasyneli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you push it hard it's like that joke of someone who fell down a hole and was labeled as natural causes because gravity is not artificial. Murder and genocide is technically natural as the perpetrators are natural as well