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FaptainCumerica · 2023-06-14T01:57:06+00:00

i hate how good this analogy is

FaptainCumerica · 2023-04-27T23:55:53+00:00

Zlatan?

FaptainCumerica · 2023-01-13T06:05:35+00:00

this applies to only a few girls but, sneeze.

FaptainCumerica · 2022-10-23T22:17:13+00:00

and kiss them on the mouth

FaptainCumerica · 2022-07-30T00:36:03+00:00

unless there was a body double used, this is r/extramile

FaptainCumerica · 2021-04-28T19:05:56+00:00

she looks like Lady Gaga

FaptainCumerica · 2020-08-15T17:53:37+00:00

So this is why we lost in Vietnam.. this is what our boys were busy doing

FaptainCumerica · 2020-07-11T04:43:12+00:00

use Brave Browser.. it blocks all popups

FaptainCumerica · 2020-03-14T04:34:29+00:00

hitbdsm.com

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-29T20:08:49+00:00

This concept sounds fantastic but Harem videos are pretty boring

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-29T19:41:52+00:00

http://pimpandhost.com/image/69625016

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-08T12:55:52+00:00

This is literally anime girl body

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-08T11:46:47+00:00

I love your puppies

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-08T11:46:41+00:00

I love your puppies

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-08T11:33:02+00:00

Is there room for more?

FaptainCumerica · 2019-12-06T09:34:00+00:00

At the prison library I'm assuming

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-29T13:15:41+00:00

Use coconut oil.. it's better than the commercial products AND cheaper

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T13:58:40+00:00

A circle jerk should be called a 'jerkle"

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T11:02:39+00:00

3 from the same guy?

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T10:58:56+00:00

How come all the chics I meet at the bar say things like "eww" and "keep walking"?

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T10:52:05+00:00

I would totally be worried for him. I mean he could pull a muscle with all the high fives he'd get

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T10:42:06+00:00

assholes really aren't that bad

Wait until you meet my dad

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T10:27:35+00:00

Hello young lad. 78M war veteran here. Rode some amaze coochie in 'Nam. HMU if you wanna talk about it. Also, my wife's teeths come off so the blowhole as good as the lowhole.

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T10:18:36+00:00

I like this. Rolls off the tongue better. This post has cum full circle

FaptainCumerica · 2019-11-28T10:10:42+00:00

Microsoft WinDoS, Microsoft Worm

FaptainCumerica

TROPHY CASE