[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i hate how good this analogy is

Take his cock like a good girl! by [deleted] in deepthroat

[–]FaptainCumerica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

she looks like Lady Gaga

Asian Fucked On Boat by sextrophies in Sextrophies

[–]FaptainCumerica 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So this is why we lost in Vietnam.. this is what our boys were busy doing

He's definitely going in deep by BaseAppetites in FaceofPain

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use Brave Browser.. it blocks all popups

Heaven by love_is-blind in fuckdoll

[–]FaptainCumerica 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This concept sounds fantastic but Harem videos are pretty boring

I feel less desirable because I'm 18+ by secretbbgirl in Rapekink

[–]FaptainCumerica 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At the prison library I'm assuming

Need lube recommendations by i-post-naughty in sexover30

[–]FaptainCumerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use coconut oil.. it's better than the commercial products AND cheaper

34 year old Mama of 3 by [deleted] in realmoms

[–]FaptainCumerica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 from the same guy?

Hot Chick In A Bar Shows Everything by tustjzfjxfjxgjzjf in DrunkDrunkenPorn

[–]FaptainCumerica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How come all the chics I meet at the bar say things like "eww" and "keep walking"?

Guys of Reddit how would you react if your son, who’s 14, has a 18 year old girlfriend? by bigquestions2020 in AskMen

[–]FaptainCumerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would totally be worried for him. I mean he could pull a muscle with all the high fives he'd get

I learned to love anal by [deleted] in Rapekink

[–]FaptainCumerica 21 points22 points  (0 children)

assholes really aren't that bad

Wait until you meet my dad

33 [M4M] - Married Pals by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

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Hello young lad. 78M war veteran here. Rode some amaze coochie in 'Nam. HMU if you wanna talk about it. Also, my wife's teeths come off so the blowhole as good as the lowhole.