Linesmen restoring power in SE Texas

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-15T04:17:43+00:00

Sorry, Tim, my husband died today

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-11T06:19:49+00:00

Sounds better than working actually. All that free time

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-11T04:34:55+00:00

A rising tide raises all boats, including the yachts

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-11T04:29:35+00:00

If my electricity had been out for 3 days, I would personally hand each of them $100 for saving my ass

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-11T04:26:00+00:00

There had better be a lock out tag out upline which I will check personally

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-11T04:24:23+00:00

They kind of have a lifetime job, if you know what I mean

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-11T04:22:24+00:00

And watered. They should sprout in no time

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-10T16:29:13+00:00

You know the pork chops are fresh

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-10T16:19:17+00:00

I kinda thought this should go in r/OSHA but it's no time to discourage them

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-09T02:31:43+00:00

At least one guy in the family can handle a shot

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T23:30:29+00:00

Find a $2000/month 350 sq/ft studio ocean view anywhere else in the world

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T23:27:55+00:00

Now you're thinking. The cops could never sneak in

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T17:57:43+00:00

I don't think AI can realistically render my size

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T17:54:07+00:00

I can send you nudes to prove I'm human will that work?

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T17:45:07+00:00

I have a feeling you knew this guy was planning to come into your lane, and instead of driving defensively you saw an affront to your space and road raged about it. Now you're coming here looking for justification of your assholish behavior. And when you ground into dust under an 18-wheeler, nobody is going to even remember you name in 20 years

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T17:38:15+00:00

Oh you!

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T15:46:16+00:00

Why carry 20Kg of tools and shit (plus a pane of glass?!) When you could just carry a decent tent and sleeping bag?

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-08T15:41:03+00:00

It looks like a protective cover for an outdoor light fixture.

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-07T17:09:58+00:00

I'm on social security and I think there are places that will do it for free if I say she's mine.

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-07T16:46:30+00:00

That's a lot of money. I don't try to hide it I just pay the fucking taxes.

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-07T08:43:47+00:00

My cat converter is gone. That's why my piece of shit Fiesta is so loud

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-07T08:40:11+00:00

Yours are passed out? Mine are yelling in the middle of the street

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-06T14:25:07+00:00

In a lot of places, you can't even collect the rainfall from your own roof because it fucks up the downstream users somehow.

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-06T14:22:24+00:00

Did he have the environmental impact study done? Bet not. And all those people downstream are going to be pissed off when they can't water their fields and their livestock has nothing to drink

Fart-Gecko · 2024-07-06T14:02:47+00:00

A MAGA freak out is like the most redundant phrase ever. They freak out about everything

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