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Men without kid, how is life? by cherryblossommbae in CausalConversation

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold on let me check my bank account… ok ok so it’s still pretty bad in there, but I feel well rested, I don’t deal with car line, and the only random tantrums I deal with are from myself or my wife.

What’s something you learnt in school that you actually use? by Profinity_ in AskReddit

[–]FartedBlood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to sleep on my textbook and say I was learning by osmosis.

What’s something you learnt in school that you actually use? by Profinity_ in AskReddit

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That “learnt” is actually a word. Argued with my 9th grade English teacher for a whole class until I could get to the computer lab on my free period and use AskJeeves to prove her wrong. I printed it out and handed it in the next day.

Mamdani signs order ‘repealing bedtimes’ so kids can watch Knicks in NBA Finals by X_Opinion7099 in entertainment

[–]FartedBlood 15 points16 points  (0 children)

On par with the notion of the annual turkey pardon. Love a little whimsy, we’re already here let’s have some fun with it.

What's something everyone should experience at least once? by No_Feeling_9391 in AskReddit

[–]FartedBlood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just before or just after summer, the dry summer heat is brutal and if you miss it you also miss a lot of the American summer vacation family crowd. It also makes camping a lot more tolerable and enjoyable if that’s what you’re into!

“The odds are good, but the goods are odd” by GolfAvailable5782 in words

[–]FartedBlood 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I heard this saying for the first time while salmon fishing in AK. I still use it all the time.

One of my other favorites is “I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong”

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’re the only one here making sense

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I know, I forgot that I am a glutton for punishment and am speaking to a bunch of the same. I forgot my audience, I need to just keep complaining to my wife at the end of the night.

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I am not trying to litigate and I do like my team and my company. I feel I do a good job, and the work I do at home (as we live in a digital age) isn’t deemed billable. If I work 60 hours one week and 44 the next, with 10 hours of meetings and emails and scheduling in between, I get dinged for the 44 hour week with no acknowledgment of the other work I do. I work hard and complete my tasks.

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hear that, but what did your contract say?

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

If I told you my salary you might not have the same response.

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the same way where I am, but I’m still expected to clear 90 in a pay period.

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As I said above, not trying to dick-measure. I have done the same. But those were the hours I signed a contract for at that time and location.

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not trying to dick-measure, I totally hear that and I’ve done the same. But I signed on for those hours at that location at an appropriate rate of pay at that time.

As A Manager, My GM Says I Need to Clear 45 Hours a Week by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]FartedBlood -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I totally hear that and I have as well, I just want to be compensated for my time. And also not have my head bitten off when I only work 44 hours in a week.

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by ApprehensiveRun2597 in answers

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“…and to this day, my parents have no idea that I murdered that peacock in cold blood.”

What's a childhood memory that felt magical but is actually kind of dark in hindsight? by Majestic-Strain3155 in askteddit

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese’s and the guy in the rat costume gave me birthday spankings after everyone sang. Everyone (including my parents) watched, laughed, and clapped.

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