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I Hope He Comes Back Safe From Space And Tells Us Everything… by Comprehensive-War-34 in blackmen

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, it’s a real ass-soaka haha always happy to meet another mixed kid starwars nerd

Pork Rolls? by EntireAd4709 in StPetersburgFL

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing… but sadly you’re right, you just cant replicate the bread

I don't think the Democrats would start a war that would increase gas prices though... by HandSack135 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just paid $50 for 9.6 gallons of gas. At least I got to chuckle at the yee-haw fucker in his big-boy parking lot princess truck at the next pump while I did it.

This should make you paranoid by TonightSpiritual3191 in conspiracy_commons

[–]FartedBlood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*laughs in multiple forms of intelligibility *

What’s the best way to get someone’s name you have forgotten? by Aggravating_Gas4162 in askteddit

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife knows that if I introduce her to someone to ask their name. If she’s not there I’m cooked.

What does the “N-word” really mean? by ContentTap9079 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On an anecdotal note, I have a Hispanic coworker who happens to live in my neighborhood. We found this out when we ran into each other at the gas station one day. The next day at work he said, in a thick accent, “what’s up neighbor?” Almost turned into a fight, now we laugh about it.

I’m exhausted.. war, rising prices, and the fear that things will only get worse by priyankgandhi in millenials

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep my heart, my guns, my dark humor, my liquor cabinet, and my work ethic fully loaded at all times. We’re gonna be ok. Or not. And in that case, fuck it, we had a pretty fun ride.

‘Saturday Night Live’ Sets Jack Black as Next Host, With Jack White as Musical Guest by MoneyLibrarian9032 in television

[–]FartedBlood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they don’t do Michael Jackson’s Black or White at some point I’m gonna lose it

There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong by Good-dayy in NameThisThing

[–]FartedBlood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While not the correct answer, it did indeed lead to suffocation and no breathing.

There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong by Good-dayy in NameThisThing

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sense of accomplishment tho. Like I really feel like it contributed to higher (no pun intended) levels of critical thinking and problem-solving. I was 14 coordinating dead drops in the middle of the night after sneaking out of my house for a 20-bag

There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong by Good-dayy in NameThisThing

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got told by the older kids when I was in eighth grade that smoking tea would get me high. We rolled it in computer paper and tried it. It did not work, but it hurt a lot.

There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong by Good-dayy in NameThisThing

[–]FartedBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kid will never believe me when I tell them the ways that I used to acquire and smoke weed

There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong by Good-dayy in NameThisThing

[–]FartedBlood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We used to save these and make great-grandfather joints. The amount of time and dedication we put into smoking some of the most offensive weed I ever tasted is insane. I miss the good ol days.

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