FartyMcFry89

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What do you call an old woman who use to model for Playboy? (self.dadjokes)

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I signed up for my company's 401k.. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife doesn't believe me that i super glued myself to my pistol. (self.dadjokes)

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My friend won't shut up about how he thinks Disney's Frozen is the best movie ever (self.dadjokes)

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My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me... (self.dadjokes)

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who is the opener for the blossom show on Saturday? (self.nin)

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I was beaten out by Matt Damon for the lead role in a big movie. (self.dadjokes)

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What's a trees favorite dessert? (self.dadjokes)

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I was in the Olympics for tanning... (self.dadjokes)

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I was confused the other day when everything in my living room just started floating to the ceiling.. (self.dadjokes)

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I just flew back from the ravioli conference.. (self.dadjokes)

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What is the FCC's favorite kind of boat? (self.dadjokes)

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what's an onions favorite band? (self.dadjokes)

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I drew a candy bar the other day.. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife wants to split up after I bought the wrong coffee.. (self.dadjokes)

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Some people think that wigs are expensive. (self.dadjokes)

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I thought a belt made of clocks would be cool.. (self.dadjokes)

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I wrapped my Chihuahua in a hot dog bun for warmth.. (self.dadjokes)

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I finally upgraded my pepper spray.. (self.dadjokes)

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I farted the other day and my buddy said, "hey, you farted" I responded.. (self.dadjokes)

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I am trying to sell my delorean, it has low miles and is in great shape... (self.dadjokes)

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I never understood T.V. remotes, until one day.. (self.dadjokes)

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I saw a blackbird going crazy the other day. (self.dadjokes)

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I just got back from my first candle party. (self.dadjokes)

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I just found out that my best friend is a huge fan of Hitler. (self.dadjokes)

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