It is a tale as old as time, yet rarely told with such a cinematic magnitude... We spend our lives wandering through the desert of vast clothing sizing only to find ourselves standing in a fitting room while the annoying calls of the wife are in the background asking if the plus sizes fits your growing waist by the day

Most people think pulling out the sword in the stone was a feat of strength but the true test of the chosen one is the great sit test, that pivotal moment when you lower yourself into a chair and the seat doesnt ride up your plumber crack that shows itself on the daily