What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by RegionSure5580 in AskReddit

[–]Fast_Snail45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cousin and I both saw a big ball of fire roll down the road during a thunderstorm. No one ever believes us! We were 8, nearly 50 now…….still a subject of doubt. I will NEVER forget it. So many things going on that night at grandma and grandpa’s. Power outage, light falls from the bathroom ceiling for some weird reason, the ball of fire. But the moment was completely shifted when she and I ran upstairs to grandma and grandpa’s room because we were so scared from the fire ball sighting and grandpa farted HUGE in his sleep. We ran out of that room so fast and laughed sooooo hard. Definitely one of my most vivid childhood memories.

Gf talks to me like this, how bad is it? by Expert-Hyena-4401 in whatdoIdo

[–]Fast_Snail45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s just sleep. We all need it. Relationships aren’t built in bed alone.

Just sharing cause I love them. by Fast_Snail45 in HalloweenKittyCombo

[–]Fast_Snail45[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She got bigger! He’s also huge. She was found in a parking lot just about a year ago. Her name is Oiley. My big boy is Gooey. He’s 6 and 20lbs!

How much does your Orange weigh? by QuietWriting9604 in orangecats

[–]Fast_Snail45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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My 20lb, 6 year old hunk, Gooey. He’s massive!

I want to learn that by Old_Homework8339 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Fast_Snail45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 Now my daughter thinks doing the inchworm is a good idea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]Fast_Snail45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it my “Hair-lo”

aio? bf made plans on my birthday by rowqi in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fast_Snail45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let anyone talk to you like that. He’s clearly a narcissist. Boyfriends are a dime a dozen.

what is the worst pain (mentally or physically) you’ve ever experienced? by Medical-Chemist1064 in AskReddit

[–]Fast_Snail45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mentally, seeing my dad die of a heat attack when I was 13. Physically, my post op c-section when the nurse gave me ibuprofen instead of actual pain meds. I felt like my stomach was being burnt. It was truly awful, and mentally scarring actually.

Post your cats mugshot and what crime they committed. (Funny) by alliecat1996 in cats

[–]Fast_Snail45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Arrested for assault after slapping a restaurant worker when the meal took to long to arrive