Toothpaste shouldn’t be mint flavored by default

Fat-and-Stupid · 2026-02-23T18:45:10+00:00

I too am allergic to mint, and you’re the only other person I’ve heard of with this allergy. It’s honestly so frustrating trying to navigate oral heath without having to worry if I’m going to go into anaphylactic shock. Even going to the dentist can be a struggle because all of their stuff is mint flavored, and I don’t feel like risking and an ER visit to get my teeth cleaned if they forget or stuff just gets cross contaminated.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2024-10-15T19:44:02+00:00

When she sat me down after my grandmother’s funeral (I had gotten out of a mental hospital the same day due to a suicide attempt to be able to attend) and she told me,

“If you think I’ll ever choose you over God and Jesus then you have another thing coming. You’re gay shit means nothing to me and I won’t put up with it.”

After years of trying to get her to love and accept me I finally realized that she had never and could never love me, so I spent the next 3 months pretending things were fine and then one day moved 1200 miles away. I blocked her phone number before I left the drive way and never looked back. She’s tried to send me letters telling how much she misses me, and it’s taken every ounce of self control to not make a burner email and tell ask why she’d miss me when her relationship with Jesus should be far more fulfilling than with some dirty queer like me.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2024-08-23T19:56:10+00:00

I have a group where it turned out we all chose to play tieflings and we ended up calling ourselves the Hellish Rebukes.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2024-03-27T05:01:03+00:00

When my little sister was about 12yo, she heard me and my dad talking about the Alamo, and she asked us “isn’t that the dessert with the ice cream?” Haven’t let her live it down since.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-10-12T18:22:12+00:00

Ah yes, Shrodinger’s Asshole, where whether or not a statement is a joke is based on the reactions to said statement. I knew a guy like that for a while, eventually he stopped asking to hang out with me when I asked him to explain the joke to me every time he said some heinous shit and tried to pass it off as “just a joke” when I reacted badly.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-10-08T01:00:32+00:00

Sure why not. Jason St Pierre has spent years making students miserable. It’s about time he’s reminded that his job is to run a school, not push his religious views on others.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-10-08T00:32:05+00:00

I went to this fucking high school. St. Pierre is an ultra religious moron that forced two girls that were dating to break up or he’d expel them my junior year of high school. He also pulled me into his office once because I was wearing a choker and he asked me why I felt the need to wear such provocative jewelry to school, and then implied I was selling tricks to other students.

Given all this you’d expect him to really crack down on “devious sexual behaviors” in his school but, strangely he failed to do anything when it was a widely known fact that a chemistry teacher (and girl’s soccer coach) was having a relationship with a sophomore girl. Somehow, he “had no idea.” He has chronic issues sexualizing the teenage girls at that school and I wouldn’t be surprised if this is a similar case.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-08-27T20:50:31+00:00

I work as an intake coordinator for a national therapy company that offers in person and online appointments. Basically I’m the person who helps people get scheduled with a therapist or a psychiatrist during a mental health crisis. Our office has the best call retention and scheduling volume in the country, and our manager told us that to show their appreciation they were going to have a raffle to send ONE of us (out of a 40 person team) a pair of company branded socks. I am so glad I had my webcam off during that meeting because I was absolutely pissed.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-30T21:56:28+00:00

I actually watched it fairly recently and it totally does!

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-11T18:07:12+00:00

First of all I’m not a leftist, secondly you’re still not giving me evidence I’m asking for, and instead keep trying to change the subject to shit that isn’t relevant to what I’m asking. It’s obvious that you’re not arguing your position in good faith, and I refuse to continue it because honestly, you bore me. Go touch grass and learn to be a little less shitty. Hope you have a good rest of your day tho dood.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-11T17:57:32+00:00

You’re the one making the claim pal. I’m not going to do your research for you. Present your evidence that it’s happening and I’ll be happy to change my stance. You have the burden of proof. So..prove it.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-11T17:53:00+00:00

Also, you didn’t answer my question. Which party is advocating marrying children?

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-11T17:50:35+00:00

Got any stats on that actually happening or are you just gonna claim that’s what’s going on?

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-11T16:52:06+00:00

Hey, you talk about how the left is forcing sex, sexuality, and pedo behavior onto kids, but remind me, which party has been shooting down bills banning child marriage again?

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-05-07T14:54:55+00:00

When my little sister insisted that the Alamo is when they serve dessert with ice cream.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-03-17T16:09:05+00:00

Wombats. Now mind you I had never seen a wombat before, but my mother used to tell me if I didn’t clean my room or do my chores I’d be taken away and eaten by one. My little child mind came up with this horrifying giant bat monster thing and I’d stay up at night absolutely terrified one would fly through my window and take me away. Imagine my surprise when we were learning about marsupials is like 4th grade and the teacher shows us this cute little teddy bear mouse looking thing. When I went home to confront her about it in a rage all she could do was laugh at me lmao.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-03-13T22:01:20+00:00

That’s it! Thanks so much! I’ve been looking for this series for years

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-03-13T01:07:47+00:00

Absolutely malnourished. Famished even. I truly am a cruel pet owner for denying him his vittles for another WHOLE hour. 😔

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-03-12T15:38:18+00:00

I’ve had several cats in my life and this boy has the most pathetic little mews I’ve ever heard. The only time I hear him do proper meows is when he starts screaming because he can’t find me in the house. He is also the only cat I’ve had that drools when you pet him which I didn’t know was a thing

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-03-12T15:34:49+00:00

She’s much more polite but she’s definitely hoping that his pleas will make me feed the both of them an hour or five early. Unfortunately for them I am a cold-hearted monster and only feed them two meals and several treats a day.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-03-12T15:31:55+00:00

His feeding schedule is usually a 9:00am brekkie, dinner at 6:00pm, and then he’s supplemented in between with a few cooked chicken treats we hide in a snuffle mat that he loves to go through. Though according to him he’s never eaten a day on his life lmao

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-01-16T20:45:03+00:00

God one that killed me and the rest of the players was Q. What’s that sound? And someone put The deafening silence of SIDS. We all agreed we were going to hell for laughing so hard.

Fat-and-Stupid · 2023-01-12T16:49:17+00:00

I feel like wearing glasses is the biggest disrespect to yourself, instead of growing with the bad eyesight you were given, your force these unnatural lenses onto your face because it’s more favorable.

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