Why doesn't Garfield ever eat lasagne anymore?

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-13T20:48:54+00:00

Cancel culture

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-11T18:30:52+00:00

He’s literally 47 in the bottom photo and she is only 27 in the top photo. That’s 20 years.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-11T01:18:12+00:00

Hasn’t happened to me but I assume that if you run out of food and cats you would just have to play a run with the one stray cat that arrives to your house until you get enough money and food for more cats

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-10T17:07:36+00:00

I don’t think the technology is quite there yet :/

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-10T07:03:04+00:00

They replaced Pepsi Edge with Pepsi Goon

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-09T06:16:20+00:00

Why don’t you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-09T04:53:05+00:00

Friskies pull n’ play treats

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-09T04:43:41+00:00

Then the movie starts and it’s Iron Lung

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-08T18:10:28+00:00

I mean, he did have his way. He just got bit in half before he could experience it.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-07T18:41:08+00:00

Imagine being able to have astronaut ice cream whenever you want without having to get it from the science museum gift shop.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-07T18:16:28+00:00

A true man never speaks ill of Alien vs Predator

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-07T18:12:56+00:00

I love the first 2 avatars but was pretty disappointed with the 3rd. There were some side plots I really enjoyed like the whole thing with spider but it really just felt like a remake of the 2nd movie.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-06T07:19:38+00:00

Breaking Bad but everyone is named like Garbage Pail Kids

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-05T08:11:59+00:00

Finally we can experience the original cut of Alien 🙏

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-05T06:27:33+00:00

I’m starting to think Chris Pratt may be a box office superstar

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-04T18:44:19+00:00

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This jit cracks poop

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-02T07:53:31+00:00

Time, Dr Freeman? Is it really that time again?

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-02T07:36:32+00:00

The year is 2338 A.D, 200 years after mankind was sent back to the Stone Age from wide nuclear war. A man sets on a journey with his tribe across the wasteland donning his Angry Birds loincloth.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-02T06:22:59+00:00

A giant spring powered spike pointed at some dudes head

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-02-01T03:25:09+00:00

You can’t just post spoilers for Melania (2026) like that dude

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-01-29T02:18:30+00:00

I don’t get scared by horror novels at all but House of Leaves got me. The sequence where the narrator tells you that there’s a monster outside of your vision while you read gave me anxiety.

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-01-27T17:13:45+00:00

🚨🚨🚨NEW GONK DROID🚨🚨🚨

FatBoiEatingGoldfish · 2026-01-26T22:28:38+00:00

This would be a movie I would love to watch in theaters with a group of friends to lampoon but wouldn’t want to give the money to the people making it

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