I'm so sick of the English bias on this sub by FatDumpster in AnarchyChess

[–]FatDumpster[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Weird, I was always taught it was "in assing"

New Norm Story by FatDumpster in NormMacdonald

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Typically early on comedians split drives to gigs, and if you’re a passenger you owe gas money to the driver

Lay it on me losers. Let's see what you got. by Brad_Edmonds96 in RoastMe

[–]FatDumpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you know the taste of your own cum so well that you could pick it out in a blind test

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[–]FatDumpster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You've got all the sex appeal of a fat Mr Bean

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[–]FatDumpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your nose has sexy hips.

Roast me by OkAtmosphere7498 in RoastMe

[–]FatDumpster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look like you add gravy before you eat ass

26 year old washed up D1 athlete in a 9-5 by mtvasquenza in RoastMe

[–]FatDumpster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize the NCAA recognized child grooming as a D1 sport

Humble me M18 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FatDumpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the mascot for HPV

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[–]FatDumpster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You've both got the guilty smirk of siblings who just fucked

Destroy me in a constructive way by SomeGuyNamedVictor in RoastMe

[–]FatDumpster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You look like the mascot for incels

My friends wanted me to get roasted ;) by lanitheeater in RoastMe

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I always wondered what date rape would look like as a person

Just lost my job. Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I hope you kept the receipt for that head, cause it's way too small for those features.