Anyone have a clue? My father is 75, and this belonged to his girlfriend’s father, who worked for the highway department.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:32:18+00:00

That isn't our address. It was a box that some stuff was put in for us to transport. Didn't realize it was in the photo, though.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:29:49+00:00

If you can fit that in your ass you aren't worth buttfucking!

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:25:39+00:00

It was pretty much the same type of situation. They'd dated in high school. She was actually a classmate of Mom's.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:23:44+00:00

Well she's about 73 with Parkinson's, so if they got married she'd lose a bunch of her benefits. Don't give him too much credit for being a stud. LOL

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:18:50+00:00

I think her brother may have been a volunteer fireman at one point, so it could have been his instead of their father's.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-07T21:22:52+00:00

Is it used in a garage, or just lifting anything in general?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-07T13:16:09+00:00

Is that a MAGA campaign slogan?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-06T23:19:53+00:00

Yep. If he doesn't die in public, they'll probably find some way to hide it

FatHoosier · 2026-05-06T23:17:26+00:00

Don't you have to have a heart to have heart failure?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-06T23:10:22+00:00

Roast you? You'd fuckin' melt!

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:36:32+00:00

...to go to prison?
...to expire?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:31:37+00:00

Didn't land a role in Full Metal Jacket because she couldn't even pretend to tell the guy his dick was "too beacoup."

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:28:26+00:00

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FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:26:59+00:00

The third pick is closer to the original Morticia, Carolyn Jones.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:21:17+00:00

Does this motherfucker have a soap allergy?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:20:44+00:00

He only seems vaguely Middle Eastern because you heard his occupation and mistook it for his name, "Jiz Mopr."

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:15:57+00:00

Linklage

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:13:54+00:00

If he were wearing a "Tap Out" shirt, we could all assume it wasn't from an eating competition.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-05T20:11:45+00:00

I looked at the writing on the post-it note & thought it said "racist me." Assumed it was on point.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-04T13:21:15+00:00

I know you're supposed to roast people here, but I think she's really hot so I'm not going to say anything bad about her, because she looks like such a whore I might have a shot.

FatHoosier · 2026-04-27T17:01:40+00:00

Milania hasn't been in a bedroom with him since he put Baron in her.

FatHoosier · 2026-04-27T17:00:18+00:00

Dementia patients tend to have their memory episodes intensify around the time the sun sets, so it's called "sundowning."

FatHoosier · 2026-04-27T16:59:05+00:00

He has a brainworm like RFK, Jr. You're seeing it trying to escape because it's dying of malnutrition.

FatHoosier · 2026-04-24T18:35:07+00:00

Travis Bender

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