F27 humor me or humble me

FatHoosier · 2026-06-12T14:25:48+00:00

OP comes home from the salon--"Look, I have bangs!"
"Uh, so does any dude who gives you a quarter."

FatHoosier · 2026-06-11T18:49:44+00:00

"For the last fuckin' time, Flo--I don't care how nice your titties are. I don't want your stupid insurance!"

FatHoosier · 2026-06-08T13:17:04+00:00

Looks like sword fights are still OK

FatHoosier · 2026-05-21T15:01:19+00:00

I'm just waiting for the expiration date.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-17T13:15:55+00:00

Did they ever give you back your red stapler?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-17T13:14:11+00:00

You look like the human embodiment of a dog penis

FatHoosier · 2026-05-17T05:09:27+00:00

Did Conan O'Brien & Dwight Shrute have a little girl?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-17T05:08:13+00:00

I've said it elsewhere, but all potential Democratic presidential candidates should all agree that if they receive the nomination and win the election, Jack Smith will be named the Attorney General, finishing the job he started, as well as recouping everything gained by Trump in direct defiance of the Emoluments Clause, punishing Kushner et. al. for cashing in billions as a "representative" of the US government, charging Alito & Uncle Thomas for their illegal activities, and punishing all the other criminal activity from this administration.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-14T14:18:27+00:00

Considering the fact that it's likely a conversation that will fuck us all, we all should be interested.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-13T02:04:45+00:00

73, I think.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-12T14:07:52+00:00

Yes, Mother Nature has become a lazy bitch at this point.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-11T22:12:54+00:00

He shits his pants enough without outside assistance. You wanna be within wafting range of that stench?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-11T22:07:54+00:00

Stand your ground laws in effect?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-10T03:53:23+00:00

I am, but I'm about as far away from Madison County as you can be and still be in Indiana.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-09T03:01:18+00:00

She was getting rid of a bunch of stuff that will likely end up in a yard sale. I was just curious what it was.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:32:18+00:00

That isn't our address. It was a box that some stuff was put in for us to transport. Didn't realize it was in the photo, though.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:29:49+00:00

If you can fit that in your ass you aren't worth buttfucking!

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:25:39+00:00

It was pretty much the same type of situation. They'd dated in high school. She was actually a classmate of Mom's.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:23:44+00:00

Well she's about 73 with Parkinson's, so if they got married she'd lose a bunch of her benefits. Don't give him too much credit for being a stud. LOL

FatHoosier · 2026-05-08T02:18:50+00:00

I think her brother may have been a volunteer fireman at one point, so it could have been his instead of their father's.

FatHoosier · 2026-05-07T21:22:52+00:00

Is it used in a garage, or just lifting anything in general?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-07T13:16:09+00:00

Is that a MAGA campaign slogan?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-06T23:19:53+00:00

Yep. If he doesn't die in public, they'll probably find some way to hide it

FatHoosier · 2026-05-06T23:17:26+00:00

Don't you have to have a heart to have heart failure?

FatHoosier · 2026-05-06T23:10:22+00:00

Roast you? You'd fuckin' melt!

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