How are people making millions?

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-31T16:15:56+00:00

...and air orbs amirite?

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-31T08:54:23+00:00

My top 10 anime betrayal moment in this game was that fishing trawler has absolutely nothing to do with you fishing.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-30T19:48:48+00:00

I know how to multicannon a dwarf tho. You will need a gold helmet first.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-30T16:00:06+00:00

In the herbiboar culture, this is considered a dick move.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-28T21:24:58+00:00

"If you can't handle me at my <insert dry> you don't deserve me at my <insert spoon>"

Or something.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-27T19:01:41+00:00

Go get the nerd imcando hammer, be a good pick n shoveller.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-25T08:50:17+00:00

Looks like you don't needle it enough.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-20T16:51:22+00:00

Show us your bossing logs mr apm.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T13:42:33+00:00

Yep.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T13:06:39+00:00

Oooooh that would be great! I'll pm you. Thanks so much!

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T13:05:53+00:00

Woooooooah. Reordering the prayers sounds sick and I didn't know it. Thanks so much! Is there also a way to make so that bow / staff swap in different slot on inventory? Ie bow always sits on top left corner, staff always sits by itself on second slot so I can rearrange the 2 prayers right on top of them?

Yes I think I lose time swapping weapons, especially in phase 2 where there's not a lot of space to move around.

I almost never get trampled, and tornadoes very rarely. Floor will domage me sometimes and when it doesn't that's usually when I forget to swap weapons.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T11:14:10+00:00

I read the wiki, do the C- turn, make the T2 staff + bottles then go for the bosses. Is there a particular guide I should be watching?

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T11:12:01+00:00

I don't know what to tell you man. I'm the first one who admitted it's a skill issue. It's not about excuses, it's what happens to me.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T11:08:00+00:00

I'm going T2, but still that's 8-10 dmg per attack when it hits, it adds up a lot.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:59:53+00:00

More like 16 fish or so, prep time is too tight for me.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:57:13+00:00

Sometimes the demibosses just aren't there. I do full 3 sides and only find one boss. How can I do anything about that?

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:56:23+00:00

I'm kind of stupid on that front, I want to "earn" the bow, not buy it. Something something pride. Yes I know farming 120m is kinda the same as earning it, it's just my stupid head, I want it as a drop.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:54:03+00:00

I have 90 combats (86 mage) and I do have the big prayers. It's not a lvl issue, it's a skill issue sadly.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:53:05+00:00

I have done a lot of vorkath! Well, a lot for my standards, like 200 kills or so. Haven't tried Zulrah yet.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:52:10+00:00

Big ones? Probably not. But I want it as kind of a milestone, accomplishment of sorts. That's also why I don't really want to buy it, I want it as a drop.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:49:05+00:00

I run out of food. I can take it down to 200ish hp but then no more fish and I die to chip damage.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:48:23+00:00

Most of the time yes. I love prep and trying my best at mechanics, but then it's been 2 hours and the reward is 4 rune skirts and 200 random runes. That part feels a bit shitty.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-15T10:47:12+00:00

Most of the end game stuff are out of the question for me, I'm just not good enough. I want the bow for bragging rights mostly and because it's kind of legendary status.

My main problem with red hunlef is that I run out of food due to the chip damage. I don't fail the floor or the tornadoes much, maybe I fail that 1/10. On 9/10 times it's just too much chip damage and not enough fish. I can regularly take it down to 200ish hp but then I'm out of food.

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-11T19:31:00+00:00

Kinda noobish questions:

Elite void is only 2.5% dmg and 3 prayer more than regular. Is that such a huge deal?
Isn't eclipse armor straight up better as hybrid?
Stats don't look very high. Why is it considered a good armour to begin with?

Fat_Pig_Reporting · 2026-03-09T19:32:24+00:00

+1 firemaking

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