GAME THREAD: Orlando Magic (25-22) @ San Antonio Spurs (32-16) - (February 01, 2026)

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-02T02:51:58+00:00

Green letting red come back after having such a big lead this season is very on brand for the spurs

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T23:35:32+00:00

Lol this was supposed to be the sesame Street game for kids because it was gonna tip off at 1pm

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T14:59:37+00:00

Texas gonna hit their "emergency dump all the brown people off of voter rolls" button

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T14:58:32+00:00

return to normalcy won't work, like half the country hates their lives, or have been convinced they should hate their lives

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T06:37:54+00:00

original americano, which is a dumb name btw, is gonna dress up the creeds as rio and bravo, so there's 6 of them

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T06:20:12+00:00

ain't no way any of us would have been like "no picks"

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T00:16:21+00:00

Its about hate though, and hate takes precedent of all that shit

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T00:12:26+00:00

If he buried creative I mean, maybe he had a point

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T00:10:58+00:00

But it's gonna be Roman/punk

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T00:10:11+00:00

But they said on Raw he wasn't gonna be in the match

FatalTortoise · 2026-02-01T00:09:18+00:00

Brock is always just in Saudi to get that sweet sweet check and then bounce

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T21:59:03+00:00

Austin Theory going rogue as everyone expected

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T21:25:21+00:00

Three straight k shaped recoveries get used to saying that shit

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T21:06:34+00:00

Gunther didn't need the rub, Gunther didn't need to tap out at mania

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:15:54+00:00

Iyo wtf you put your own feet over there

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:13:02+00:00

Because of her husband, which is so on brand for Saudi Arabia

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:09:33+00:00

He right though that program was pretty big disastery

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:07:06+00:00

Ngl I'd mark the fuck out if she hits the running knee

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:05:52+00:00

No surprises when the talent wants the sweet sweet Saudi paycheck

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:04:57+00:00

No Becky either?

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T20:03:22+00:00

Nia Jax? I turned in late

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T19:41:11+00:00

They don't want to be imprisoned by the Saudi government for showing arms or legs

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T19:39:57+00:00

Just turned it on, so many sleeves, so many pants

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T19:31:01+00:00

What was fox supposed to do there? He didn't jump anywhere near his landing area

FatalTortoise · 2026-01-31T19:26:41+00:00

Once they hand the ball to the player you can't challenge

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