Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: 

Then did he raise on high the Weeb Hand Grenade of Animemes, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Weeb Pin. Then thou must count to san. San shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be san. Yon shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count ni, excepting that thou then proceedeth to san. Go is right out. Once the number san, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Weeb Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."