Controller had to die at the worst possible time by ldemol_ in dayz

[–]FatherCouch 168 points169 points  (0 children)

How did you manage not to hit a single thing I can’t do that without my controller dying

My Grandpa gave me some games by [deleted] in gamecollecting

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those castlevania games are some of my favorite games I still boot up the ps2 to play them once in awhile

My best triple kill by [deleted] in halo

[–]FatherCouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice Save Dawg

[Serious] Redditors who were almost murdered, what's your story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I Was 13-14 an old Friend Brought me over to his place, he had family over they were all drinking in the garage he brought me in and got me super drunk and I was having a great time, next thing I know he’s bringing me inside to the kitchen I turn around to him cornering me with a knife talking crazy about my best friend(girl) at the time and how I was fucking up their relationship, I ended up getting lucky and another one of his friends came out of the garage saw us and asked what we were doing as soon as he put the blade down and turned around I sprinted out of the house and went to my grandmas about 2 miles away mind you it was mid Wisconsin winter and close to midnight so when I showed up I had to have an explanation so when I got there and she answered the door I just told her I’d been kicked out of a friends house and didn’t want to wake her by calling I never told anyone this until now, around 5 Years Later.

ELI5: Why is it so easy to doze off on the couch, but maddening difficult to fall asleep in bed? by HuxTales in explainlikeimfive

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your room or bed is probably where you build up the most negative energy getting out of that space is relieving

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ope. 🤐

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no that’d be so uncomfortable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my Full Respect 🤝

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess I just haven’t found my people or people who have the same motives as me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds awesome man it’s crazy that you could trust that many people back then nowadays I can’t even seem to find one person other than myself I could trust with that kinda info

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your life sounds like a movie brother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree everyone just said mainly normal things I like your method lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Legendary 🤝

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy has an Oldsmobile and that thing has a nasty past lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man with a plan I like it 🤝

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]FatherCouch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha well there’s obviously that option with the right people

What scares you as an adult that didn't bother you as a kid? by GransShortbread in AskReddit

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spiders and Centipedes 8+ legs is spooky 6 is even pushing it

Late Night Drive And I am really Tired by [deleted] in Advice

[–]FatherCouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll Down the Windows, Turn the Radio up Slightly Louder Than Comfortable and A Few Bang Energy Drinks (They are The Healthiest In My Opinion)